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1.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015
This picture kills me...kinda takes farting to a whole new level.
2.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015
Bob, Bob, Bob...

We all know that's photoshopped...Never happened.

3.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015
Uh, I hate to break it to ya...but women fart too.

May be the photo is shopped; but it happens. :lol:
4.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015
So I ask you Sir Swampy: just what makes farting so funny to most? Please enlighten me. :-)
5.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015
Huh...This goes against everything I've ever heard....(Get it?).

If you have to explain fart jokes, it takes all the air right out of them.
6.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015
The wind goes right out of their sails...
7.) bluecat - 02/18/2015
Swampy is just an old windbag.
8.) Deerminator - 02/18/2015
I got Tom a fart gun for Christmass:laugh:
9.) Deerminator - 02/18/2015
I fallowed sweetie around toys-r-us for 10 mins with it.:laugh::laugh:
10.) Swamp Fox - 02/18/2015
[QUOTE=Deerminator;29875]I got Tom a fart gun for Christmass:laugh:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Deerminator;29876]I fallowed sweetie around toys-r-us for 10 mins with it.:laugh::laugh:[/QUOTE]

You're batting a thousand with her so far...Is that what you're telling us? LOL

11.) Deerminator - 02/18/2015
yep, I'm a catch
12.) Swamp Fox - 02/18/2015
:laugh: :tu:
13.) Wild Bob - 02/19/2015
I'm just always amazed by the humor farting brings up... I guess my point in bringing this up can be summarized by this:

I used to work for a guy that was a real upper crust stiff, owned the company; a millionaire many times over, and he'd sit in his office, fart, and then sit there laughing at it all by himself! Then, I've worked around guys that obviously didn't know what a shower was...but then they'd get all peed-off if you farted and they had to smell it...go figure!? :cf:
14.) Swamp Fox - 02/19/2015

I believe the guy who laughs about it all by himself is more my kinda people...:laugh:

I had a housemate in college who was quite the fart jester...I'm laughing right now remembering that. :-)
15.) Deerminator - 02/20/2015
Think about this;
If you fart and it doesn't have an aroma
Are you disappointed?
16.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015
More like relieved...

17.) bluecat - 02/20/2015
Did anyone take it to the next level and introduce fire to the equation?
18.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015
Apparently KyHunter did...I think there might even be video. :-) (Heard about it; Never saw it, LOL)

But sadly, that was on BowCountry...

R.I.P. :pray:
19.) crookedeye - 02/20/2015
I think that was Ky's turkey thing he did on video...I remember back in Colorado me dano and ky hooked up somewhere close to Denver before the "elk hunt" we went to some bar/ pizza hut about a block away from the motel..me and ky was the last one's to leave out of the group..it took us 3 hours to walk back to the motel..

we went north instead of south..
20.) crookedeye - 02/20/2015
I need to give that guy a call and see if he's still alive..
21.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015

No, I distinctly remember a story about him lighting farts...Completely separate from the turkey decoy thing...The man's a legend. :wink:wink
22.) crookedeye - 02/20/2015
I think the greatest thread ever was the "elk workout thread" I think the hardest workouts where getting out of the recliner while crunching youre stomach...or danos swimming exercise...where he laid in his raft and used different methods to get to one side of the pool to the other...
23.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015
24.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
Ran across this today and thought of you fellas....

Social media app for fans of farting:


You're welcome.
25.) Deerminator - 03/01/2015
Everyone knows it's all about the timing, ( and of course quality ) .:co:
26.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
I quit eating the fiber bars
27.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
my hemroids don't like fiber or beer...
28.) Deerminator - 03/01/2015
how bout hot wings and wild turkey:-)
29.) Deerminator - 03/01/2015
[QUOTE=crookedeye;29978]I need to give that guy a call and see if he's still alive..[/QUOTE]

Tell'em we all said Hi and to stop in.:fire::buds:
30.) The Old Man - 03/03/2015
Dr. Goldberg was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted.
The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberated it down the hall. He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again.
Many years later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the name of Smith and arrived under cover of darkness. The desk clerk asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Smith?"
Dr. Goldberg replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't. I grew up here and received my education here, but then I moved away."
"Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk.
"Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since then I've been too ashamed to return."
The clerk consoled him. "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others.
I bet that's true of your incident too."
Dr. Goldberg replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident."
"Was it a long time ago?"
"Yes, many years."

The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Goldberg Fart?"
31.) Deerminator - 03/03/2015
32.) bluecat - 03/03/2015
33.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015

That's gold...

34.) Deerminator - 03/04/2015
35.) Deerminator - 03/04/2015
36.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015




:applause: ....:laugh:
37.) bluecat - 03/04/2015
Sounds like a weed eater. :-)
38.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015
+ 3 points for the vegetarian reference.
39.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015
I've posted this before, so you are correct if you get the feeling that this is a repoot...


40.) bluecat - 03/04/2015
Good stuff right there.
41.) Wild Bob - 03/05/2015
And I was railed for bringing this up...:-)
42.) Swamp Fox - 03/05/2015
Names, WB...We need names. Who's having the vapors about a fart thread?

Let's have a national conversation about farting.

43.) Deerminator - 03/05/2015
44.) Wild Bob - 03/10/2015
Spring brings on the farts...so does eating Turkey. :wink