1.) crookedeye - 08/06/2016

seasons right around the corner..i'm looking forward to it.. i bought some new corragated first lite pants that i dont no if i should where them out hunting or save them for ladys night at "Tonys bar and grill"..them things fit me good...

2.) crookedeye - 08/07/2016

i no luv 2's ready to.. he dont hang his cameras at ground level.. he hangs his cameras from up above in the tree tops, thats somthing the drury boys would never think of..

3.) crookedeye - 08/07/2016

and then theres BULLZI.. his season ends when are's is just begienning...good luck homie..

4.) crookedeye - 08/07/2016

i have a massive forkhorn with a busted up ear on my trail camera..we call him snorkel fins.. thats the one i'm going after this year..its going to be me and snorkel fins in a chess match this year..

5.) Swamp Fox - 08/07/2016

LMAO!

Good luck CE!


Make sure you're in the contest this year...I can't even keep up anymore...:wink

6.) billy b - 08/08/2016

[QUOTE=crookedeye;42908]i have a massive forkhorn with a busted up ear on my trail camera..we call him snorkel fins.. thats the one i'm going after this year..its going to be me and snorkel fins in a chess match this year..[/QUOTE]


Part swamp donkey???

7.) BULLZ-i - 08/08/2016

SEASON CANT COME QUICK ENUFF, EVEN LISA HAS BEEN PRACTICING WITH HER BOW FOR LIKE A MONTH NOW.

8.) BULLZ-i - 08/08/2016

TRAIL CAMS HAS DEER, BEAR AND COUGAR RECENTLY TOO.

9.) Swamp Fox - 08/09/2016

Post some pics when you get the time! :beer:

10.) crookedeye - 08/13/2016

i combined my corragated pants with a kypteak fleece jacket..i'm telling you guys i dont no if i'll even wear this stuff out hunting and get it dirty..i might just save it for weddings and funerals..

11.) Swamp Fox - 08/13/2016

You need to get your buddy Crabclaws back on here and into the contest....

And yeah, the Kryptek stuff if pretty nice...I'm not sure about corrugated pants, though...LOL

12.) crookedeye - 08/13/2016

i dont no what happen to crabcakes, im sure he's around..them firstlite corrugated pants is what all the kids wear now days..now all i need is some type of fancy boot for like 400 bucks.i'll be the best dressed hunter out there..

13.) crookedeye - 08/13/2016

its not about who shoots the biggest deer. its more about who the best dressed hunter is..

14.) crookedeye - 08/14/2016

back in the day all billy would wear is boot cut jeans and a flannel shirt with his dress shoes..And we all seen that famous picture of luv 2 with his skinny jeans and cowboy hat ..man how things have changed...

15.) DParker - 08/14/2016

I hereby nominate crookedeye for the position of Hunting Country Fashion Editor.

16.) Swamp Fox - 08/14/2016

Before I can second that, I would want to know what his position is on Van Dyke goatees, man-buns and the top three things wrong with this picture:

17.) crookedeye - 08/14/2016

i heard cameron haynes is doing a 250 mile mountain marathon and at this point is in first place..because theres probally no one dumb enough to do it.. theres like 2 competetors.. the last time i had drive like that is when i entered the funnel cake eating contest at "are lady of loupe" church festival..

18.) DParker - 08/14/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43079]...and the top three things wrong with this picture: [/QUOTE]

For #1 I'm going to go with the guy who was born in Columbus, Ohio as "Gary Wayne Vernon Jr.", attended Ohio State and now goes by "Gary LeVox" sporting frosted hair tips going on about his "blue collar roots" in an attempt to pass himself off as a good ol' boy.

19.) Swamp Fox - 08/14/2016

I'd say you are definitely on the right track. :-)

I hope I still have that issue around somewhere. It is probably the most ridiculous thing I've seen in an outdoor magazine in...oh, let's just say many years of reading them. I'd like to keep it in case aliens visit the planet and won't believe me.


Also, I'd like to know what everyone thinks will be the hot new facial hair style for hunters when the Van Dyke goes out:

20.) billy b - 08/15/2016

I'm Van Dike, Crookedeye is a French Fork.:grin:

21.) Swamp Fox - 08/15/2016

LOL...I can see that.

I think he could prolly also rock some mutton chops, and maybe a Chin Curtain.

22.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

Definately the Chin Curtain!

Swampy, maybe to spice up the contest a little, the hunter can add 3 points if they are sporting one of the beard types shown. But you have to show a pic.

23.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

What happened to the 'do' rag? Nothing says hunting like a do rag and complete a face paint spackle job.

24.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

25.) Swamp Fox - 08/15/2016

I'd say it has to be other than a Van Dyke if you have one already. The Van Dyke is standard-issue if you're a hunter, I've concluded. The known suspects are Billy and Luv2, although I think Luv2 might have said he shaved his off.

So, if you don't have a Van Dyke already, that option is open. If you do have a Van Dyke already, you have to grow it into something else. I can see Billy with a Ducktail, for instance. :wink I'd like to see Luv2 put some rasta beads in a

26.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

I could see Luv2 with his Jordache jeans and a Dali. I would donate points to him if I could see that.

27.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;43081]For #1 I'm going to go with the guy who was born in Columbus, Ohio as "Gary Wayne Vernon Jr.", attended Ohio State and now goes by "Gary LeVox" sporting frosted hair tips going on about his "blue collar roots" in an attempt to pass himself off as a good ol' boy.[/QUOTE]

:grin:

28.) Swamp Fox - 08/15/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43095]What happened to the 'do' rag? Nothing says hunting like a do rag and complete a face paint spackle job.[/QUOTE]


I use the do rag when it's really hot, and also as an under-layer when it's really cold. Works like a charm. I use those spandex (?) tubes you can use as neck gaiters, face masks, etc. Or a bandana in a pinch. Aaarh!

29.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

Covering your face in black grease only makes sense when compared to putting a lightweight and removeable camo veil over your face which is so time consuming and a big fashion "don't".

30.) Swamp Fox - 08/15/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43090]Definately the Chin Curtain!

Swampy, maybe to spice up the contest a little, the hunter can add 3 points if they are sporting one of the beard types shown. But you have to show a pic.[/QUOTE]


I'd say it has to be other than a Van Dyke if you have one already. The Van Dyke is standard-issue if you're a hunter, I've concluded. The known suspects are Billy and Luv2, although I think Luv2 might have said he shaved his off.

So, if you don't have a Van Dyke already, that option is open. If you do have a Van Dyke already, you have to grow it into something else. I can see Billy with a Ducktail, for instance. :wink I'd like to see Luv2 put some colored rasta beads in a beard, or if he's really ballsy, some Viking bling.




The Rules Committee will think on this a bit, and get back to everyone. Any other suggestions for bonus points or special awards, send them my way, scholars!

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31.) bluecat - 08/15/2016

Just a suggestion Swampy.

Sporting one of beard types displayed in chart if different from current beard type +3
Leaving your arrow in the animal +2
Jewelry in beard +2
Frosted tips +3
Colored tips in Mossy Oak Breakup +5
Braiding of any sort (beard, nose hair, ear hair) +2
Ear, nose or tongue bolts +2
Colored contacts in Natural Gear (lizard look) +3
Full neck and face tattoos with your sponsors logo tastefully embedded +5
Wearing only a loin cloth, +3
Loin cloth and stiletto heels +4
Picture of you and deer in garage with mounds of garbage and junk in background + .5

32.) Swamp Fox - 08/15/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43101]Covering your face in black grease only makes sense when compared to putting a lightweight and removeable camo veil over your face which is so time consuming and a big fashion "don't".[/QUOTE]

I think the deal with the heavy black is to blend with water (dark from above, i.e., a duck's perspective). Otherwise, I agree it would be a real redneck fo-pa in the woods (ground blinds excepted).

On a side note, I'm experimenting whether ditching the face-mask in favor of paint helps with my depth perception and balance while standing to shoot. I think it does. Something about the edge of the net or the nose piece in my "peripheral" vision, I think...

So you'll see me in paint a good bit more than in the past. Probably not drawn on in an artsy antler design (that's so 2010!) but still...LOL

33.) Swamp Fox - 08/15/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43103]Just a suggestion Swampy.

Sporting one of beard types displayed in chart if different from current beard type +3
Leaving your arrow in the animal +2
Jewelry in beard +2
Frosted tips +3
Colored tips in Mossy Oak Breakup +5
Braiding of any sort (beard, nose hair, ear hair) +2
Ear, nose or tongue bolts +2
Colored contacts in Natural Gear (lizard look) +3
Full neck and face tattoos with your sponsors logo tastefully embedded +5
Wearing only a loin cloth, +3
Loin cloth and stiletto heels +4
Picture of you and deer in garage with mounds of garbage and junk in background + .5[/QUOTE]

:grin:


You forgot tongue hanging out. +1 if it's the deer's tongue, +5 if it's yours.

And sign me up for the Natgear contacts! :hb: