1.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

Some of you--and you know who you are--need to come up with team names so we don't assign you anything that would violate your safe space.

Teams 1 and 3 have until the end of the day after Labor Day (5 PM Eastern) to name themselves, or face the consequences. Everyone can use this thread to make suggestions for team names so these slackers can see how bad it could be to neglect this chore.

In other news, Dan-o is conditionally drafted by random drawing for Team 1, unless at least two new guys sign up by the same deadline, in which case I will draw to assign the latecomers, including Dan-o, to be distributed among existing teams.

In the case that Dan-o kills before the deadline, he will remain on Team 1.

[B](Alert to Late-Signers to the Contest: You must be assigned a team before any kill can count. Kill on Sept 1 and haven't left us enough time to get you on a team? Sorry, Charlie. You should have been here a few weeks ago. You still have a little time to get on a team, but you'll have to get another deer to get on the scoreboard.)[/B]


This thread is in Podunk so non-playahs can suggest team names for our delinquents without fear of being enrolled in the contest themselves. :wink

Not to shame them, but may I present to you:


Team 1

Crookedeye
Wallop 85
Albertabowhunter





Team 3

Deerslayer 88
billy b
Bow-fishhunter




:wink:pop:

2.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43421]
In the case that Dan-o kills before the deadline, he will remain on Team 1.
[/QUOTE]

He's already killed 5 deer.

3.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

...and the smallest one was way bigger than Luv2's last year.

4.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

I'll start us off with some suggestions:



Tiny Dancers

Sugar Bears

(I might be on a little Elton John kick at the moment.)


The Sorry Charlies

Polish String Pluckers

Foolish Puckers

Bathroom Vandals

Victory in the Can



(I nominate "Bathroom Vandals" for a new band name, anyway, if it doesn't get used for the contest.)


:grin:

5.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

The Carlos Dangers for Team 1

6.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

LOL...For such a little twerp, he did pick a great screen name...:-)


The Undecideds

Just Here For The Prizes

Just Here For The Fame

Just Here By Accident

We Thought We had A Name

No One Submitted A Name?

Forgot Our Name Already

Slackers

7.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

Self-Identified Deer Hunters

8.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

Friends of Carlos Danger

Friends of Huma's

Suddenly Attracted To Huma

Friending Huma Right Now

Why The Long Face?

9.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

Billy and the Prickly Pair

10.) DParker - 08/29/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43431]Friends of Carlos Danger

Friends of Huma's

Suddenly Attracted To Huma

Friending Huma Right Now

Why The Long Face?[/QUOTE]

11.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

LOL...


I feel like someone's trying to tell me something...:wink:shh::laugh:

12.) DParker - 08/29/2016

13.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

I feel like we should whip out the old thread...


Resurrect it, so to speak...

Bring it back to life, even.

It beats everything else we've got going on today...:wink

14.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

High praise and the never-ending respect of the Forum for the guy who can locate the thread with all the Weiner jokes. I thought it might have been the IRS thread, but I was wrong as far as I can tell.

Then I looked at the stone vagina thread, and didn't get any satisfaction there, either, though it was good for some laughs...But I digress...

My next best guess is that they're in the Benghazi thread. But that's such a monster I'll have to dive in later. If somebody locates them, a rough page range would be useful...Current events are proving you never know when you might need to look something up around here, or reference old prophesies...LOL

15.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

The stone vagina thread. LOL, Oh, I completely forgot about that one.

16.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

That was a slippery one.

17.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

You could smell those jokes coming from a mile away.

18.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

It dried up faster than I expected...


But when it was good, it was very, very good.

19.) bluecat - 08/29/2016

We wore it out.

20.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016

LOL...Three points...:beer:

21.) Swamp Fox - 09/06/2016

I'll take up-votes on any team names mentioned so far or any new ones through this evening, and make a final ruling in the morning.

22.) bluecat - 09/06/2016

Because of the tardiness and general laziness, I'm suggesting that one of the teams have a Hillary reference in them and another Carlos Weiner. I know it will sting but there ya go.

Hillary's Fine Body (CrookedEye's team for sure)

Weiner's Whiners

23.) DParker - 09/06/2016

The Schnitzengrubens.

24.) bluecat - 09/06/2016

How 'bout Weiner's Snitzengrubens?

25.) Swamp Fox - 09/06/2016

Team Three has Jess on it now, so I know they're relieved that they prolly won't get quite as bad a name as they might have, LOL...

26.) DParker - 09/06/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43606]How 'bout Weiner's Snitzengrubens?[/QUOTE]

Der Weinershitzengrubens.



Now I'm hungry.

27.) bluecat - 09/06/2016

Wow, they raised their prices. Damn!

28.) Swamp Fox - 09/06/2016

Cankle-biters

29.) DParker - 09/06/2016

The "If you like your hunting team, you can keep your hunting team" team.

30.) Swamp Fox - 09/06/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43607]Team Three has Jess on it now, so I know they're relieved that they prolly won't get quite as bad a name as they might have, LOL...[/QUOTE]


The Lucky Ducks

31.) Swamp Fox - 09/06/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;43612]The "If you like your hunting team, you can keep your hunting team" team.[/QUOTE]


"Der Schitzkopfgruber"


(BTW, Zeke "Dumcluck" Emanuel was on the tube recently throwing around the usual B.S. It's worth looking up if you appreciate baldfaced arrogance and obstinacy. Too bad Stuart Varney has an obnoxious interview style, or Zeke could have been hanged more cleanly.)

32.) bluecat - 09/07/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;43612]The "If you like your hunting team, you can keep your hunting team" team.[/QUOTE]

I give this two lost Viking Swords.


How 'bout "Too lazy to post a team name" team

33.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43617]I give this two lost Viking Swords.


[/QUOTE]


Excellent! I like the new measure of Coolness Slash Awesomeness around here.

(Pun intended?---You decide.)



This site is going places...:-)

34.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2016

Okay....So after much deliberation of the many outstanding names submitted for consideration, and with thanks to everyone who participated, the 2016 team names that will live in infamy are:


Team 1 -----Bathroom Vandals

Team 3------Lucky Ducks



Complaints may be submitted below, or by paper airplane.

35.) bluecat - 09/07/2016

They got off easy. So I'm putting a paper clip on the nose of my airplane and sending it out the window right...now.