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1.) Swamp Fox - 07/11/2013
Naked Swimmer Distracts Homeowner During Robbery

2.) luv2bowhunt - 07/12/2013
OK, bit confused.

You agree to let a woman strip down and swim in your pool. You stare at her and I can only imagine what you're thinking as you watch her gently glide her naked body from side to side of your pool, very graciously doing back strokes and breast strokes. She slips out of the water, dripping wet, and comes over to you and asks for a towel.

.....so you then invite her to church.:bang: I'm not following the logic there.

Either don't stare at her or let her swim naked in your pool and invite her to church OR after she walks up dripping wet naked, think of a better line then the church invite.
3.) bluecat - 07/12/2013
"If a strange woman asks to swim in your pool naked, be suspicious."

Okay, first sentence and I'm at a loss. Why?

How bout, be grateful
4.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2013

They're ALL strange....
5.) DParker - 07/12/2013
No pics = Didn't happen.
6.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2013
There's a pic of the pool where it happened, but I know that's not good enough.

How about a pic of BillyRay Googlyeyes giving a report to the police? Video of that would be awesome! LOL