1.) Hunter - 05/21/2014

His hoarding of Bourbons is leading cause of all whisky prices going up! :tap:

[B][SIZE=4]Demand for U.S. whiskey is at an all-time high, and distillers say there's not enough to go around[/SIZE][/B]

[url]http://freezers.reviewed.com/news/whiskeys-popularity-may-be-bad-news-for-bourbon-fans?utm_source=usat&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=collab[/url]

2.) Floyd - 05/21/2014

...and crookedeye's.

I read this and instantly thought of CE. As well as this:

'When you get angry count to ten...

...when you get to eight throw a punch nobody expects that...'

3.) DParker - 05/21/2014

You're on to me. Taking over the world 2 oz. at a time. :wink

4.) Swamp Fox - 05/21/2014

[QUOTE=Floyd;20033]...and crookedeye's.

I read this and instantly thought of CE. As well as this:

'When you get angry count to ten...

...when you get to eight throw a punch nobody expects that...'[/QUOTE]



That WAS a classic! :-)


:applause:

5.) Jag - 05/21/2014

Damnit nooooo, whiskey's often the only thing that keeps my shred of sanity during finals...and midterms...and stupid projects...and yeah...

6.) Swamp Fox - 05/21/2014

Well, instead of drinking bourbon tonight, treat yourself to a seven-course meal. How does a possum and a six-pack sound? :wink

Do you have driver's ed at Tech yet, or is the mule still dead?

As long as you got something besides drool on your last test, you'll probably be okay.

If you need help with your grades, screw in a lightbulb. You get four credits for that.

When you graduate, make sure you put your diploma on your dashboard so you can get handicapped parking.

Remember, if you're driving around and get lost, all dirt roads lead to Tech.

And my last piece of advice: If you think college is tough, try doing a jigsaw puzzle. The box might say "6-8 years", but it will probably take you longer.

:wink

:wave:



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7.) Jag - 05/21/2014

Hmmm dunno the damn coon that bent the door to the trap last night might be more filling. Then again possum might be easier to get. Decisions, decisions. Six pack's not a bad idea though :beer:

Nah, mule's busy halter breaking the damn cattle. Besides, better to keep some of those kids off the road...

Ya know...that jigsaw puzzle might take less time than some of these career kids. Know one girl who will be starting her 8th year on a bachelors degree next year. Some people's parents have way more money than sense.

:wave:

8.) Swamp Fox - 05/21/2014

LOL...

Eight years...I'm thinking she has a boyfriend back up the holler, LOL...

It's hard to leave a man when he's got some good chickens... or so I've heard...


"What we got to do next is figure out what to do next."

---Doolittle, [I]Coal Miner's Daughter[/I]

9.) Jag - 05/21/2014

1? Last I heard it was more like 3 or 4.

Yeah, somethin bout those chickens ya know? That's why I only keep mean chickens. Just ask the dumbass kid who thought it would be funny to open the chicken coop, rooster went spurs first for his face. Think after his pa was done with him, he'd rather have dealt with the roo again :grin:

10.) Swamp Fox - 05/21/2014

Everybody loves a 26 year-old college girl...Best of all possible worlds, pretty much...:wink

11.) Jag - 05/21/2014

LOL the wife was a 28yr old college girl. Graduated with her Masters last week.

I seriously think with the other girl her parents just kept paying her college tab so that she wouldn't be living with them most of the year.

12.) Swamp Fox - 05/21/2014

Congrats to the wife! :tu:

What are your fields? I'm sure you've said before, but since I think I remember it being at least a semi-technical discipline, it sailed right through my airspace...

13.) Hunter - 05/21/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20056]Congrats to the wife! :tu:

What are your fields? I'm sure you've said before, but since I think I remember it being at least a semi-technical discipline, it sailed right through my airspace...[/QUOTE]

I'm thinking you have a very wide airspace! :grin:

14.) DParker - 05/21/2014

But really, I must protest. My foray into imported single-malt scotch lately has actually put quite a dent in my domestic whiskey (bourbon) consumption, so someone else must have taken up my slack.

15.) Jag - 05/21/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20056]Congrats to the wife! :tu:

What are your fields? I'm sure you've said before, but since I think I remember it being at least a semi-technical discipline, it sailed right through my airspace...[/QUOTE]

Thanks, will let her know!

She has a bachelors in Math and a Masters in Math Education. Has signed on to teach Calc I&II at the local high school. I'm working on an Animal & Poultry Science degree.

16.) Jag - 05/21/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;20060]But really, I must protest. My foray into imported single-malt scotch lately has actually put quite a dent in my domestic whiskey (bourbon) consumption, so someone else must have taken up my slack.[/QUOTE]

Ya sure it wasn't the defection to Americanized hard cider? :wink

Mighta been me trying to save my sanity while studying for the damned Nutrition test.

17.) Deerminator - 05/22/2014

26 and still in college;
prolly work'n on a PHD

18.) Swamp Fox - 05/22/2014

[QUOTE=Hunter;20058]I'm thinking you have a very wide airspace! :grin:[/QUOTE]

Hey, you've seen me... My ears are pretty far apart. :-)

19.) Swamp Fox - 05/22/2014

[QUOTE=Jag;20061]Thanks, will let her know!

She has a bachelors in Math and a Masters in Math Education. Has signed on to teach Calc I&II at the local high school. I'm working on an Animal & Poultry Science degree.[/QUOTE]


I kinda thought chickens were in there somewhere! :tu:

20.) Deerminator - 05/22/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;20060]But really, I must protest. My foray into imported single-malt scotch lately has actually put quite a dent in my domestic whiskey (bourbon) consumption, so someone else must have taken up my slack.[/QUOTE]

wasn't me, I've been hit'n the rum latly:-)

21.) Jag - 05/22/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20070]I kinda thought chickens were in there somewhere! :tu:[/QUOTE]

Yup and in the main poultry building there's a Wanted Poster with BZ's pic on it. :grin:

22.) Deerminator - 05/22/2014

:laugh::tu: