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1.) Hunter - 06/24/2014
You guys should have a field day with this one..................
[B][SIZE=3]American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture[/SIZE][/B]
[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/american-student-ends-trapped-giant-vagina-sculpture-n138311[/url]
[B][SIZE=3]American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture[/SIZE][/B]
[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/american-student-ends-trapped-giant-vagina-sculpture-n138311[/url]
2.) Floyd - 06/24/2014
That happened to crookedeye once.
Looks like Crookedeye is now only 2 in 7 Billion people.
Looks like Crookedeye is now only 2 in 7 Billion people.
3.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
Those things are kinda tough to figure out. Good luck.
4.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
Been there'
Done that.:re:
Done that.:re:
5.) NEBigAl - 06/24/2014
We've all been there man
6.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=NEBigAl;21231]We've all been there man[/QUOTE]
What are you guys talking about?
What are you guys talking about?
7.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
musta felt like the day he was born:-)
8.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=NEBigAl;21231]We've all been there man[/QUOTE]
Sept Swampy:-)
Sept Swampy:-)
9.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
I've never been trapped by any, but I've been skinned and nailed to a board a time or two.
10.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
"It is worth nearly $200,000."
That's what she said.
But no, believe me, it's not.
That's what she said.
But no, believe me, it's not.
11.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21236]"It is worth nearly $200,000."
That's what she said.
But no, believe me, it's not.[/QUOTE]
There were including the cost of removal.
That's what she said.
But no, believe me, it's not.[/QUOTE]
There were including the cost of removal.
12.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
Regardless, you have to appreciate a feet first attempt. Get your toes wet first.
13.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
You know that if the firemen in Germany had big hoses, we would have seen some pictures by now...
14.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
Just exactly how much time did he spend down there...
15.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
German newspapers report:
[I]....When asked to comment on his excitement level at having rescued the American boy, Fire Chief Anthony Weiner declined, saying simply "Nein" and quickly leaving the area with his smart phone.
Chief Weiner is here on special assignment from New York and volunteered to oversee the extraction effort. Local officials, mostly older men, said they enjoyed seeing Weiner work.
"His head is exceedingly sharp," said Tuebingen mayor Lugwig von Tosselhoeven. "He knows how tight places well to exit. His mind has been long in such crevices elevated. He has been there, but not in a vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben, maybe."
It should be noticed that the artist who created the sculpture has never liked the term [I]vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben[/I] to describe his work, preferring instead the German word for "Virology Monument," which is
donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaftcooter.
A source close to Chief Weiner said that the operation was "nearly a miracle," noting that it is usually much harder to get into such a place than to get out of one. "That has been Chief Weiner's experience, anyway," he explained...
[/I]
[I]....When asked to comment on his excitement level at having rescued the American boy, Fire Chief Anthony Weiner declined, saying simply "Nein" and quickly leaving the area with his smart phone.
Chief Weiner is here on special assignment from New York and volunteered to oversee the extraction effort. Local officials, mostly older men, said they enjoyed seeing Weiner work.
"His head is exceedingly sharp," said Tuebingen mayor Lugwig von Tosselhoeven. "He knows how tight places well to exit. His mind has been long in such crevices elevated. He has been there, but not in a vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben, maybe."
It should be noticed that the artist who created the sculpture has never liked the term [I]vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben[/I] to describe his work, preferring instead the German word for "Virology Monument," which is
donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaftcooter.
A source close to Chief Weiner said that the operation was "nearly a miracle," noting that it is usually much harder to get into such a place than to get out of one. "That has been Chief Weiner's experience, anyway," he explained...
[/I]
16.) Floyd - 06/24/2014
It seems like only yesterday Crookedeye said, "....hell boys, help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here!"
17.) Floyd - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21235]I've never been trapped by any, but I've been skinned and nailed to a board a time or two.[/QUOTE]
I call BS! Your pussy cats don't count.
I call BS! Your pussy cats don't count.
18.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
LOL...
19.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;21242]It seems like only yesterday Crookedeye said, "....hell boys, help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here!"[/QUOTE]
LOL....
LOL....
20.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21241]German newspapers report:
[I]....When asked to comment on his excitement level at having rescued the American boy, Fire Chief Anthony Weiner declined, saying simply "Nein" and quickly leaving the area with his smart phone.
Chief Weiner is here on special assignment from New York and volunteered to oversee the extraction effort. Local officials, mostly older men, said they enjoyed seeing Weiner work.
"His head is exceedingly sharp," said Tuebingen mayor Lugwig von Tosselhoeven. "He knows how tight places well to exit. His mind has been long in such crevices elevated. He has been there, but not in a vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben, maybe."
It should be noticed that the artist who created the sculpture has never liked the term [I]vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben[/I] to describe his work, preferring instead the German word for "Virology Monument," which is
donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaftcooter.
A source close to Chief Weiner said that the operation was "nearly a miracle," noting that it is usually much harder to get into such a place than to get out of one. "That has been Chief Weiner's experience, anyway," he explained...
[/I][/QUOTE]
A German composer not well known Johann is.
[I]....When asked to comment on his excitement level at having rescued the American boy, Fire Chief Anthony Weiner declined, saying simply "Nein" and quickly leaving the area with his smart phone.
Chief Weiner is here on special assignment from New York and volunteered to oversee the extraction effort. Local officials, mostly older men, said they enjoyed seeing Weiner work.
"His head is exceedingly sharp," said Tuebingen mayor Lugwig von Tosselhoeven. "He knows how tight places well to exit. His mind has been long in such crevices elevated. He has been there, but not in a vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben, maybe."
It should be noticed that the artist who created the sculpture has never liked the term [I]vaginamachtsteinhartbegruben[/I] to describe his work, preferring instead the German word for "Virology Monument," which is
donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaftcooter.
A source close to Chief Weiner said that the operation was "nearly a miracle," noting that it is usually much harder to get into such a place than to get out of one. "That has been Chief Weiner's experience, anyway," he explained...
[/I][/QUOTE]
A German composer not well known Johann is.
21.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
You would have thought with a job like that those fireman would have worn their rubbers.
22.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
....
23.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
Does she have a sister?
24.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
That's funny cause those things are always easier to get out than in.
25.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
....
26.) Hunter - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21236]"It is worth nearly $200,000."
That's what she said.
But no, believe me, it's not.[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
That's what she said.
But no, believe me, it's not.[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
27.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
It's a least worth half of what you own.
28.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
Well, speaking as a part-time economist and full-time licensed bikini inspector, that may be the price, but it is not the value...
29.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
It at least worth costs half of what you own.
30.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21241]German newspapers report:
[I]....A source close to Chief Weiner said that the operation was "nearly a miracle," noting that it is usually much harder to get into such a place than to get out of one. "That has been Chief Weiner's experience, anyway," he explained...
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;21250]That's funny cause those things are always easier to get out than in.[/QUOTE]
More news accounts from Germany:
...[I]Multiple sources confirm [:wink] that it is usually harder to get in to a giant German vagina than to slip out of one, but the problem lies with foreign tourists, some officials say. "Non-Germans joke about such things, but we take this very seriously," said Josef Himmelstor, burgermeister of nearby Titz, a sleepy village known for its dairy farms both large and small.
"Of course," said Burgermeister Himmelstor, "the German people are very humorous and have a good sense of jokes. We can joke also about this thing, but many peoples think we are not so funny." This can lead to confusion during the many times when Germans are not telling jokes, he said, going on to explain that despite signs in German and English warning that to enter the vagina without papers is verboten, many foreign tourists do not comply.
"Except for the French," he said. "They have always been very cooperative. They will tell you that they all resist, but I know that is not so."
As firemen struggled to...[/I]
[I]....A source close to Chief Weiner said that the operation was "nearly a miracle," noting that it is usually much harder to get into such a place than to get out of one. "That has been Chief Weiner's experience, anyway," he explained...
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;21250]That's funny cause those things are always easier to get out than in.[/QUOTE]
More news accounts from Germany:
...[I]Multiple sources confirm [:wink] that it is usually harder to get in to a giant German vagina than to slip out of one, but the problem lies with foreign tourists, some officials say. "Non-Germans joke about such things, but we take this very seriously," said Josef Himmelstor, burgermeister of nearby Titz, a sleepy village known for its dairy farms both large and small.
"Of course," said Burgermeister Himmelstor, "the German people are very humorous and have a good sense of jokes. We can joke also about this thing, but many peoples think we are not so funny." This can lead to confusion during the many times when Germans are not telling jokes, he said, going on to explain that despite signs in German and English warning that to enter the vagina without papers is verboten, many foreign tourists do not comply.
"Except for the French," he said. "They have always been very cooperative. They will tell you that they all resist, but I know that is not so."
As firemen struggled to...[/I]
31.) DParker - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21259]"Of course," said Burgermeister Himmelstor, "the German people are very humorous and have a good sense of jokes.[/QUOTE]
Burgermeister Meisterburger disagrees.
Burgermeister Meisterburger disagrees.
32.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Vee vill esk ze qwvestions hier!
33.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
What do you call a pissed off German?
[SIZE=7] Sauerkraut[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7] Sauerkraut[/SIZE]
34.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
35.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21250]That's funny cause those things are always easier to get out than in.[/QUOTE]
I'm just remembering back...
I'm just remembering back...
36.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21265]I'm just remembering back...[/QUOTE]
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vinny Boombotz. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
One year they wanted to make me a poster boy... for birth control.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
What a dog I got. I tried to mate her - she wants 50 biscuits.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
----Rodney Dangerfield
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vinny Boombotz. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
One year they wanted to make me a poster boy... for birth control.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
What a dog I got. I tried to mate her - she wants 50 biscuits.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
----Rodney Dangerfield
37.) Floyd - 06/24/2014
Swampy, you and Rodney could be intradimensional twins.
38.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
:hb:
39.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
....
40.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
....
41.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
....
42.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
....
43.) Deerminator - 06/24/2014
for the old guys'49"
44.) bluecat - 06/24/2014
SANDI: You got to get me a picture.
What about sex?
JERRY: She likes talking during sex.
SANDI: Oh… dirty talking?
JERRY: No. Just chitchat, movies that kind of stuff.
What about sex?
JERRY: She likes talking during sex.
SANDI: Oh… dirty talking?
JERRY: No. Just chitchat, movies that kind of stuff.
45.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
LOL...
46.) Floyd - 06/24/2014
I'm waiting for CE to appear and make one of his declarative statements like:
"I smell something fishy going on in here!"
"I smell something fishy going on in here!"
47.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2014
How can you tell when Crookedeye's been on the computer?
There's whiteout on the screen.
:wink
There's whiteout on the screen.
:wink
48.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
I've got like a buttload of roofer jokes, but some people might not think it's cool to tell them...Especially without him here.
And maybe you need to be a roofer to tell roofer jokes now, anyway...
Times have changed. Back in the day you could tell roofer jokes, plumber jokes, framer jokes, electrical contractor jokes...Nobody got bent out of shape. My favorites were probably either HVAC or flooring guy jokes...
And maybe you need to be a roofer to tell roofer jokes now, anyway...
Times have changed. Back in the day you could tell roofer jokes, plumber jokes, framer jokes, electrical contractor jokes...Nobody got bent out of shape. My favorites were probably either HVAC or flooring guy jokes...
49.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21262]
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Vee vill esk ze qwvestions hier![/QUOTE]
Wurst joke ever.
But...them schnitzengrüben will wipe you [I]out[/I].
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Vee vill esk ze qwvestions hier![/QUOTE]
Wurst joke ever.
But...them schnitzengrüben will wipe you [I]out[/I].
50.) Floyd - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21278]I've got like a buttload of roofer jokes, but some people might not think it's cool to tell them...Especially without him here.
And maybe you need to be a roofer to tell roofer jokes now, anyway...
Times have changed. Back in the day you could tell roofer jokes, plumber jokes, framer jokes, electrical contractor jokes...Nobody got bent out of shape. My favorites were probably either HVAC or flooring guy jokes...[/QUOTE]
All of them used to be pollock jokes. Now I guess it's back to being PC again.
And maybe you need to be a roofer to tell roofer jokes now, anyway...
Times have changed. Back in the day you could tell roofer jokes, plumber jokes, framer jokes, electrical contractor jokes...Nobody got bent out of shape. My favorites were probably either HVAC or flooring guy jokes...[/QUOTE]
All of them used to be pollock jokes. Now I guess it's back to being PC again.
51.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
Well, I know a lot of flounder jokes, too, and some about mackerel....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good roofer joke?"
The bartender says, "Tell you what, buddy.... I'm a roofer. See those two big guys playing pool? They're roofers. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're roofers, too. You still want to tell your 'roofer' joke?"
The man takes a sip and rolls his eyes: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five frickin' times."
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good roofer joke?"
The bartender says, "Tell you what, buddy.... I'm a roofer. See those two big guys playing pool? They're roofers. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're roofers, too. You still want to tell your 'roofer' joke?"
The man takes a sip and rolls his eyes: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five frickin' times."
52.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
A man goes into a convenience store and buys some condoms.
Do you want a bag?
No, she's not that ugly.
Do you want a bag?
No, she's not that ugly.
53.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21281]Well, I know a lot of flounder jokes, too, and some about mackerel....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good roofer joke?"
The bartender says, "Tell you what, buddy.... I'm a roofer. See those two big guys playing pool? They're roofers. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're roofers, too. You still want to tell your "roofer" joke?"
The man takes a sip and rolls his eyes: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five frickin' times."[/QUOTE]
Good one!
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good roofer joke?"
The bartender says, "Tell you what, buddy.... I'm a roofer. See those two big guys playing pool? They're roofers. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're roofers, too. You still want to tell your "roofer" joke?"
The man takes a sip and rolls his eyes: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five frickin' times."[/QUOTE]
Good one!
54.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
Believe it or not, this passed:
55.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
OMG!
56.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21281]Well, I know a lot of flounder jokes, too[/quote]
Don't make fun of the moose's fans.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21281], and some about mackerel....[/QUOTE]
Let's not drag religion into this.
Don't make fun of the moose's fans.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21281], and some about mackerel....[/QUOTE]
Let's not drag religion into this.
57.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
Black Crappie, White Crappie, can't we all get along?
58.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
At least attend school together?
59.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
German brown trout are not taking this lightly.
Verstehst du?
Verstehst du?
60.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;21286]Don't make fun of the moose's fans.
....
Let's not drag religion into this.[/QUOTE]
:grin:
LOL
....
Let's not drag religion into this.[/QUOTE]
:grin:
LOL
61.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21289]German brown trout are not taking this lightly.
Verstehst du?[/QUOTE]
It's all gibberfish to me...
Verstehst du?[/QUOTE]
It's all gibberfish to me...
62.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
"Oy vey", said the Jew fish.
63.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
64-pound Gifilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake
Smashes 2600 Year-Old Record
[url]http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48901642.html[/url]
Smashes 2600 Year-Old Record
[url]http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48901642.html[/url]
64.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
We need someone around here who knows some gentile jokes...
65.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21294]We need someone around here who knows some gentile jokes...[/QUOTE]
Two gentiles walk into a store and pay full retail.
::rim-shot::
Two gentiles walk into a store and pay full retail.
::rim-shot::
66.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21293]64-pound Gifilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake
Smashes 2600 Year-Old Record
[url]http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48901642.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Did he catch that fish legally or did he just summon it from the water?
Smashes 2600 Year-Old Record
[url]http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48901642.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Did he catch that fish legally or did he just summon it from the water?
67.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
[url]http://kosherfood.about.com/od/howtokeepkosher/ss/gefilte.htm[/url]
yum!
yum!
68.) DParker - 06/25/2014
One fish.
Two fish.
Red fish.
Yiddish.
Two fish.
Red fish.
Yiddish.
69.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21293]64-pound Gifilte Fish Caught in Minnesota Lake
Smashes 2600 Year-Old Record
[url]http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48901642.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Fighting a fish that big takes real matzah balls.
Smashes 2600 Year-Old Record
[url]http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48901642.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Fighting a fish that big takes real matzah balls.
70.) Deerminator - 06/25/2014
I can shoot them in oneida lake just as big and bigger.
My record is 54lbs from the saint lawrence river.
My record is 54lbs from the saint lawrence river.
71.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
LOL...
More news from the Fatherland....er, Motherland, maybe...
[I]...To express appreciation for the firemen who pulled him from the stone vagina, the American student will be hosting a fish fry featuring snapper and bonefish as soon as the flow of publicity subsides. "This cycle of news is for jokes and [I]schadenfreude[/I] to stimulate," said the vagina's sculptor, Franz Lipz.
"The press has been a frenzy up-whipping. It is unfortunate that during this period, the young man's life upside down has been turned. He has unanswered 69 friend requests, mostly from fat Dutch and American Midwest girls sitting on his Facebook page, and he has been any acts unable to perform because the situation of the vagina is so fluid," said Herr Lipz. "I would not like to estimate how many text messages he must respond. He could not a cellular or internet connection while he was in the vagina achieve, so in everything he is behind."
A witness, Richard Hertz, who is an admirer of Lipz, has a slightly different angle on the vagina story. He says that at times, the student could get one or two bars but could not find the 4G spot, so that his Twitter account was disabled along with all other social media. Also, none of his game apps would work. This all caused him much stress because without his smartphone, the young American did not know what to do with himself while in the vagina.
While the American's name has not yet been released, sources at the University of Tuebingen claim that he is a hard worker who is nevertheless enjoying his first time away from home. While English is his native tongue, he is a cunning linguist according to Professor Katharina "Kurze" Kraus, the young man's Lingual Acrobatics instructor and faculty advisor for the University Spelunking Club, to which he belongs.
Lingual Acrobatics is a sub-discipline of the university's Gender Studies curriculum. It is similar in some ways to a Communications degree, but more prestigious, and it involves not only verbal dexterity but often a certain amount of oral athleticism as well. It is not offered as a formal degree in the United States, though accomplished lingual acrobats are much sought-after in some circles. Former American Secretary of State and aspiring fiction writer Hillary Clinton has long been a supporter of Lingual Acrobatics, and President Barack Obama regularly employs it, most recently in a speech calling for his country to be more like France.
The American is said to be a good student, and is concentrating his studies in the area of monologues.
Gunther Kleinhahn, dean of the Gender Studies department, said he expects the American will finish his degree on time "despite in a vagina having been trapped." Speaking with reporters at his office on the Fuchhofstrasse, he said, "Many of our students, and I do not mean the boys only, can into such a trap fall. Fortunately, that will not prevent a Gender Studies degree achieving." ...[/I]
More news from the Fatherland....er, Motherland, maybe...
[I]...To express appreciation for the firemen who pulled him from the stone vagina, the American student will be hosting a fish fry featuring snapper and bonefish as soon as the flow of publicity subsides. "This cycle of news is for jokes and [I]schadenfreude[/I] to stimulate," said the vagina's sculptor, Franz Lipz.
"The press has been a frenzy up-whipping. It is unfortunate that during this period, the young man's life upside down has been turned. He has unanswered 69 friend requests, mostly from fat Dutch and American Midwest girls sitting on his Facebook page, and he has been any acts unable to perform because the situation of the vagina is so fluid," said Herr Lipz. "I would not like to estimate how many text messages he must respond. He could not a cellular or internet connection while he was in the vagina achieve, so in everything he is behind."
A witness, Richard Hertz, who is an admirer of Lipz, has a slightly different angle on the vagina story. He says that at times, the student could get one or two bars but could not find the 4G spot, so that his Twitter account was disabled along with all other social media. Also, none of his game apps would work. This all caused him much stress because without his smartphone, the young American did not know what to do with himself while in the vagina.
While the American's name has not yet been released, sources at the University of Tuebingen claim that he is a hard worker who is nevertheless enjoying his first time away from home. While English is his native tongue, he is a cunning linguist according to Professor Katharina "Kurze" Kraus, the young man's Lingual Acrobatics instructor and faculty advisor for the University Spelunking Club, to which he belongs.
Lingual Acrobatics is a sub-discipline of the university's Gender Studies curriculum. It is similar in some ways to a Communications degree, but more prestigious, and it involves not only verbal dexterity but often a certain amount of oral athleticism as well. It is not offered as a formal degree in the United States, though accomplished lingual acrobats are much sought-after in some circles. Former American Secretary of State and aspiring fiction writer Hillary Clinton has long been a supporter of Lingual Acrobatics, and President Barack Obama regularly employs it, most recently in a speech calling for his country to be more like France.
The American is said to be a good student, and is concentrating his studies in the area of monologues.
Gunther Kleinhahn, dean of the Gender Studies department, said he expects the American will finish his degree on time "despite in a vagina having been trapped." Speaking with reporters at his office on the Fuchhofstrasse, he said, "Many of our students, and I do not mean the boys only, can into such a trap fall. Fortunately, that will not prevent a Gender Studies degree achieving." ...[/I]
72.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
:applause:
73.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
:wave:
I knew five years of German would pay off some day...Or was it four?
I knew five years of German would pay off some day...Or was it four?
74.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21305]:wave:
I knew five years of German would pay off some day...Or was it four?
[/QUOTE]
It was nein, but who counting is.
I knew five years of German would pay off some day...Or was it four?
[/QUOTE]
It was nein, but who counting is.
75.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
Zat Luv2 ist nicht on zis sred surprisez me...
He underschtanz ze German jokes.
Ve vill haf to find a vay to make him tock...
He underschtanz ze German jokes.
Ve vill haf to find a vay to make him tock...
76.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
Have you poked him with the soft cushion?
77.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21308]Zat Luv2 ist nicht on zis sred surprisez me...
He underschtanz ze German jokes.
Ve vill haf to find a vay to make him tock...[/QUOTE]
A classic bit of geek humor often posted prominently on the walls of data processing centers...
[B][CENTER]ACHTUNG![/B]
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.[/CENTER]
He underschtanz ze German jokes.
Ve vill haf to find a vay to make him tock...[/QUOTE]
A classic bit of geek humor often posted prominently on the walls of data processing centers...
[B][CENTER]ACHTUNG![/B]
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.[/CENTER]
78.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
79.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21309]Have you poked him with the soft cushion?[/QUOTE]
He wasn't expecting a sort of Spanish Inquisition.
He wasn't expecting a sort of Spanish Inquisition.
80.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
He must be made of stronger stuff.
81.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
Warning, this video involves torture.
82.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
If [I]The Holy Grail[/I] were made today...
Modern trailer:
[I]Here's why I love reading the youtube comments section:
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luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I thought it was Okay, but the original is a comedy, this makes it look serious...
Reply
Ben Leza 1 month age
This, my friend, is the point.
Watch it soar over your head, attached to the foot of a swallow.
Reply
dfalk305 1 month ago
wooosh!
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luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I mean this takes away the humor, no comedy left, and turns the whole thing serious... That's what I'm saying.
[/I]
Modern trailer:
[I]Here's why I love reading the youtube comments section:
Reply
luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I thought it was Okay, but the original is a comedy, this makes it look serious...
Reply
Ben Leza 1 month age
This, my friend, is the point.
Watch it soar over your head, attached to the foot of a swallow.
Reply
dfalk305 1 month ago
wooosh!
Reply
luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I mean this takes away the humor, no comedy left, and turns the whole thing serious... That's what I'm saying.
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83.) bluecat - 06/25/2014
Yeah, it turns the whole thing serious...
:laugh:
:laugh:
84.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
I fear for our nation...
85.) DParker - 06/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21320]Reply
luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I thought it was Okay, but the original is a comedy, this makes it look serious...
Reply
luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I mean this takes away the humor, no comedy left, and turns the whole thing serious... That's what I'm saying.[/QUOTE]
Cheer up and remember...his vote counts the same as yours.
luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I thought it was Okay, but the original is a comedy, this makes it look serious...
Reply
luigismansionzarin 1 month ago
I mean this takes away the humor, no comedy left, and turns the whole thing serious... That's what I'm saying.[/QUOTE]
Cheer up and remember...his vote counts the same as yours.
86.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
LOL...
Maybe we should rethink that.
Maybe we should rethink that.
87.) bluecat - 06/26/2014
After the ute was extracted he was quoted as saying, "The whole thing just left a bad taste in my mouth".
88.) Swamp Fox - 06/26/2014
His dad never told him there would be days like this...
He had to learn about things on the street.
He had to learn about things on the street.
89.) Swamp Fox - 06/26/2014
You know his obituary is going to read like this:
[I]Vasco Columbus Cousteau, if that is his real name, passed away at his home Monday after a lifelong illness. He had a distinguished career in Lingual Acrobatics, and gained fame as an amateur gynecologist and professional cave explorer, developing several innovative headlamps and a new rappelling system for medical use, which were later adopted for recreational spelunking. Although his profession saw the ingenious rappelling system as potentially revolutionary, it was never implemented, in large part because Cousteau failed to develop the technology to shrink himself to a sufficiently small size and then build a tiny spaceship-type capsule that he could pilot in a journey to the center of the female anatomy. His wife, who asked to remain anonymous, revealed that this was the greatest regret of his life.
In the popular culture, V.C. Cousteau will always be remembered for an incident that occurred in Tuebingen, Germany, when he was an exchange student at the university. He became a hero to many, when...[/I]
[I]Vasco Columbus Cousteau, if that is his real name, passed away at his home Monday after a lifelong illness. He had a distinguished career in Lingual Acrobatics, and gained fame as an amateur gynecologist and professional cave explorer, developing several innovative headlamps and a new rappelling system for medical use, which were later adopted for recreational spelunking. Although his profession saw the ingenious rappelling system as potentially revolutionary, it was never implemented, in large part because Cousteau failed to develop the technology to shrink himself to a sufficiently small size and then build a tiny spaceship-type capsule that he could pilot in a journey to the center of the female anatomy. His wife, who asked to remain anonymous, revealed that this was the greatest regret of his life.
In the popular culture, V.C. Cousteau will always be remembered for an incident that occurred in Tuebingen, Germany, when he was an exchange student at the university. He became a hero to many, when...[/I]
90.) bluecat - 06/26/2014
Was he looking for the mythical G spot?
91.) Swamp Fox - 06/26/2014
....
92.) Swamp Fox - 06/26/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21368]Was he looking for the mythical G spot?[/QUOTE]
The obituary continues:
[I]...Ironically, his widely reported failure to find the 4G spot while trapped in the giant German vagina led him to proof of a previously unrecognized physiological phenomenon which he dubbed "the true female orgasm." Prior to Cousteau's earth-moving findings, labcoat-types had not seen any evidence that such a thing as a real female orgasm was possible, although people in almost all other professions besides computer science, information technology, accounting and Democrat politics could provide at least some anecdotal support. Finally, scientists came to accept the idea despite their inability to prove it in their own experiments at home, and today the true female orgasm is accepted as settled science by all segments of society except liberal Democrat women in monogamous relationships with Democrat men.
The story of Cousteau's big ah-ha moment is a fascinating tale on its own, but it becomes the stuff of legend when juxtaposed against rival spelunker William Jefferson Clinton's simultaneous triple disclosure of a hidden passageway to Middle Earth, the underground mansion the Easter Bunny lives in, and his wife's forgiveness. Clinton, who was at one time a flat-broke President of the United States before becoming an internet meme and Royal Food-Taster for his wife Hillary (positions he parlayed into lucrative careers without becoming truly wealthy), raced Cousteau for the honor of the Lingual Society's Cave Diver Cup, but ultimately settled for the society's Phil Ayshio Award for Lifetime Achievement when skeptics disputed the claims of forgiveness.
In a gracious victory speech which is recognized as one of the finest examples of sportsmanship in the spelunking field, Cousteau noted that...
[/I]
The obituary continues:
[I]...Ironically, his widely reported failure to find the 4G spot while trapped in the giant German vagina led him to proof of a previously unrecognized physiological phenomenon which he dubbed "the true female orgasm." Prior to Cousteau's earth-moving findings, labcoat-types had not seen any evidence that such a thing as a real female orgasm was possible, although people in almost all other professions besides computer science, information technology, accounting and Democrat politics could provide at least some anecdotal support. Finally, scientists came to accept the idea despite their inability to prove it in their own experiments at home, and today the true female orgasm is accepted as settled science by all segments of society except liberal Democrat women in monogamous relationships with Democrat men.
The story of Cousteau's big ah-ha moment is a fascinating tale on its own, but it becomes the stuff of legend when juxtaposed against rival spelunker William Jefferson Clinton's simultaneous triple disclosure of a hidden passageway to Middle Earth, the underground mansion the Easter Bunny lives in, and his wife's forgiveness. Clinton, who was at one time a flat-broke President of the United States before becoming an internet meme and Royal Food-Taster for his wife Hillary (positions he parlayed into lucrative careers without becoming truly wealthy), raced Cousteau for the honor of the Lingual Society's Cave Diver Cup, but ultimately settled for the society's Phil Ayshio Award for Lifetime Achievement when skeptics disputed the claims of forgiveness.
In a gracious victory speech which is recognized as one of the finest examples of sportsmanship in the spelunking field, Cousteau noted that...
[/I]
93.) bluecat - 06/27/2014
[I]he, himself, after a night of drinking, eating cheetos and watching NASCAR, had affectionately named the giant vagina, the 'cockpit', which became a local hangout for many up and coming corporate-ladder-climber types, 'The View' watchers, mimes, 'Hope and Change' sandal wearers, bowsling entrepreneurs, puppeteers, Cap'n Crunch eaters and vast right-wing conspiracy theorists. Ironically, although it was frequented by many, few were brave enough to enter the labrynth without a 4G connection to Gooble Maps - often choosing to make counter-clockwise swirling motions with their fingers at the entrance (especially the mimes). In a speech made in Japan on June 9, that will forever be remembered in perpetuity (Bloopers Vol 2. Side 3), Cousteau made this faux pas, "Those that ventured in often became dazed and confused and later required arduous treatments that were long and (sounds of fidgeting and microphone adjustments at podium) hard." His face went flush, limped off the stage and collapsed by a kabuki performer waiting to close the show.
Those closest to him swear they heard him mumble just before piling up outside the custodial closet, "Always have an exit strategy" while holding his lucky rabbit's foot. Pundits were now left to decide if Cousteau was talking about the giant German Vagina (a.k.a. va-g-g, pronounced 'va - 'gee- 'gee) or his fateful speech...[/I]
Those closest to him swear they heard him mumble just before piling up outside the custodial closet, "Always have an exit strategy" while holding his lucky rabbit's foot. Pundits were now left to decide if Cousteau was talking about the giant German Vagina (a.k.a. va-g-g, pronounced 'va - 'gee- 'gee) or his fateful speech...[/I]
94.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2014
:grin:
LOL..We used to do a running story line on an other forum I was on...One guy would start off telling a story, for example "The Hunting Country Gang Hunts the Abominable Snowman", "The HuntingCountry Gang Goes Snipe Hunting", "The HuntingCountry Gang's Great Texas Pig Hunt"---You get the idea--
One guy would start and then he would trail off in mid sentence...And the next person would pick up the story however he wanted to, and he'd trail off...And then the next guy...And the next guy...
I think there were only three rules:
1) You couldn't write story lines about yourself (e. g., I couldn't write ..."And then Swampy kissed the hedgehog"----Someone else would have to make me kiss the hedgehog...And if someone had me kiss a hedgehog, I couldn't write "...And Swampy LIKED IT!" or try to get out of the situation. You could try to turn the story in a different direction less bruising to your ego if you saw a plot twist that might let you escape or turn the tables on another member, though, but whether you got out of the situation was completely dependent on whether other members wrote you out of it themselves.
2)You couldn't make consecutive posts. If I wanted to throw a twist into the story, I'd have to wait until another member posted, and I would have to follow his story line at least a little before I tried to connect it to my story line.
3)The thread had to have something to do with bowhunting, whether it was an abominable snowman, sasquatch, deer, hogs, bears or chipmunks. Basically, The HC Gang Goes Bow Hunting....You get the picture. I think a rifle or a shotgun slipped ito the stories a time or two, but the main focus was archery.
So for an example:
BlueCat: One morning, as Floyd was having his breakfast pie, he wondered what the HC gang was up to, since none of them were posting on the forum. Pulling out his trusty government Blackberry, the one with all the missing emails, he dialed DParker, who was under a Florida pier pulling the legs off starfish. Fortunately, DP had his smartphone in his bathing suit even though he was on vacation. It was uncomfortable, since the smartphone had a lot of apps on it and was about the size of smartphone, and his bathing suit was the size of a Speedo. But DParker didn't mind. He answered the phone with a...
Swampy: ...quote capture, and then made an early 1980's movie reference. Floyd understood it immediately, since all he did in the '80s was watch movies and eat Cheezy Poofs in his beanbag chair. Therefore, he had an encyclopedic knowledge of 80's movies, though not necessarily the type you could take your daughter to, no matter how old she was. For this, he blamed Bluecat, who led him down the wrong path as a young man, when all he had really wanted to do was jump out of perfectly good airplanes, drive a bulldozer, build forts and stuff, and keep the world safe for pastry. But only the right kind of pastry. Some pastries are more equal than others. Floyd said...
Deerminator:..."What up, dog? How's the fishing? I was just thinking about..."
Hunter: "...changing my recipe for beer can chicken, and..."
Bullz-i; "...then Jon called and said he likes spinach, which..."
Luv2: "...made me think of Deerminator for some reason. We should get him in on this call." And so they did. DParker had an app for conference calls on his smartphone, and made it so. The phone rang at Deerminator's house where...
DParker ...some super-human beaver from the creek out back was building a den in the den, which seemed redundant, but Deerminator was letting it slide. Deerminator answered and said "Hey, man, I was just...
Bluecat: "...turning up some heavy metal while I eat some delicious carp for breakfast and..."
Swampy: "...then I thought, 'Naw, I did that yesterday. How about turning up some heavy metal while I eat some delicious carp for breakfast?' when Bluecat called in on the other line and so I turned up the volume and ...."
DP: ."..wondered if the late 70's/early 80's had all been a blur for nothing" and just then...
Swampy: ...Floyd interrupted and said he was going to tear his hair out if somebody didn't get to the point of the call. So DParker pointed out that Floyd was the one who started all this by making the first call in the first place, and proved it by going back and muti-quoting the entire conversation thus far. Floyd was about to drop it when...
Luv2:... his stubborn pill kicked in. Fortunately, Deerminator saved the day and asked if everybody was as bored as he was since nothing was going on on the forum, and both Dparker and Floyd said yes, which was strange because DParker was on a great beach vacation and Floyd was on painkillers. But anyway....
Hunter:..you look at it, it was clear that everyone needed to go hunting, and so the three of them hatched a plan to...
Swamp Fox: ...go beaver hunting at Crookedeye's as soon as they could get everybody together. D thought it best to leave the beaver at his house alone, since he was still gathering his strength from that incident at the Justin Bieber concert...One day, though, he was gonna get that beaver! Floyd suggested DParker organize the hunt, and so he...
Bluecat: ...started to do some research. The first thing to do, DParker thought, was to...
AND THEN EVERYTHING GOES DOWNHILL FROM THERE....LOL
Maybe we can give it a whirl when everybody back on the board after 4th of July,, LOL...
We can probably get one "HC Gang" hunt in before everybody gets all excited about this year's deer contest.:wink:tap::wink
LOL..We used to do a running story line on an other forum I was on...One guy would start off telling a story, for example "The Hunting Country Gang Hunts the Abominable Snowman", "The HuntingCountry Gang Goes Snipe Hunting", "The HuntingCountry Gang's Great Texas Pig Hunt"---You get the idea--
One guy would start and then he would trail off in mid sentence...And the next person would pick up the story however he wanted to, and he'd trail off...And then the next guy...And the next guy...
I think there were only three rules:
1) You couldn't write story lines about yourself (e. g., I couldn't write ..."And then Swampy kissed the hedgehog"----Someone else would have to make me kiss the hedgehog...And if someone had me kiss a hedgehog, I couldn't write "...And Swampy LIKED IT!" or try to get out of the situation. You could try to turn the story in a different direction less bruising to your ego if you saw a plot twist that might let you escape or turn the tables on another member, though, but whether you got out of the situation was completely dependent on whether other members wrote you out of it themselves.
2)You couldn't make consecutive posts. If I wanted to throw a twist into the story, I'd have to wait until another member posted, and I would have to follow his story line at least a little before I tried to connect it to my story line.
3)The thread had to have something to do with bowhunting, whether it was an abominable snowman, sasquatch, deer, hogs, bears or chipmunks. Basically, The HC Gang Goes Bow Hunting....You get the picture. I think a rifle or a shotgun slipped ito the stories a time or two, but the main focus was archery.
So for an example:
BlueCat: One morning, as Floyd was having his breakfast pie, he wondered what the HC gang was up to, since none of them were posting on the forum. Pulling out his trusty government Blackberry, the one with all the missing emails, he dialed DParker, who was under a Florida pier pulling the legs off starfish. Fortunately, DP had his smartphone in his bathing suit even though he was on vacation. It was uncomfortable, since the smartphone had a lot of apps on it and was about the size of smartphone, and his bathing suit was the size of a Speedo. But DParker didn't mind. He answered the phone with a...
Swampy: ...quote capture, and then made an early 1980's movie reference. Floyd understood it immediately, since all he did in the '80s was watch movies and eat Cheezy Poofs in his beanbag chair. Therefore, he had an encyclopedic knowledge of 80's movies, though not necessarily the type you could take your daughter to, no matter how old she was. For this, he blamed Bluecat, who led him down the wrong path as a young man, when all he had really wanted to do was jump out of perfectly good airplanes, drive a bulldozer, build forts and stuff, and keep the world safe for pastry. But only the right kind of pastry. Some pastries are more equal than others. Floyd said...
Deerminator:..."What up, dog? How's the fishing? I was just thinking about..."
Hunter: "...changing my recipe for beer can chicken, and..."
Bullz-i; "...then Jon called and said he likes spinach, which..."
Luv2: "...made me think of Deerminator for some reason. We should get him in on this call." And so they did. DParker had an app for conference calls on his smartphone, and made it so. The phone rang at Deerminator's house where...
DParker ...some super-human beaver from the creek out back was building a den in the den, which seemed redundant, but Deerminator was letting it slide. Deerminator answered and said "Hey, man, I was just...
Bluecat: "...turning up some heavy metal while I eat some delicious carp for breakfast and..."
Swampy: "...then I thought, 'Naw, I did that yesterday. How about turning up some heavy metal while I eat some delicious carp for breakfast?' when Bluecat called in on the other line and so I turned up the volume and ...."
DP: ."..wondered if the late 70's/early 80's had all been a blur for nothing" and just then...
Swampy: ...Floyd interrupted and said he was going to tear his hair out if somebody didn't get to the point of the call. So DParker pointed out that Floyd was the one who started all this by making the first call in the first place, and proved it by going back and muti-quoting the entire conversation thus far. Floyd was about to drop it when...
Luv2:... his stubborn pill kicked in. Fortunately, Deerminator saved the day and asked if everybody was as bored as he was since nothing was going on on the forum, and both Dparker and Floyd said yes, which was strange because DParker was on a great beach vacation and Floyd was on painkillers. But anyway....
Hunter:..you look at it, it was clear that everyone needed to go hunting, and so the three of them hatched a plan to...
Swamp Fox: ...go beaver hunting at Crookedeye's as soon as they could get everybody together. D thought it best to leave the beaver at his house alone, since he was still gathering his strength from that incident at the Justin Bieber concert...One day, though, he was gonna get that beaver! Floyd suggested DParker organize the hunt, and so he...
Bluecat: ...started to do some research. The first thing to do, DParker thought, was to...
AND THEN EVERYTHING GOES DOWNHILL FROM THERE....LOL
Maybe we can give it a whirl when everybody back on the board after 4th of July,, LOL...
We can probably get one "HC Gang" hunt in before everybody gets all excited about this year's deer contest.:wink:tap::wink
95.) Deerminator - 06/28/2014
:tu:thats when Deerminator stuck a bowfish'n arrow in it;
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96.) Floyd - 06/28/2014
Your editing sucks Swampy and you blow chunks.
97.) Swamp Fox - 06/28/2014
There are a few typos, yeah...Just about right for what I'm getting paid to do all this work around here, though, LOL...