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1.) Swamp Fox - 07/09/2014
At least on the internet...

Well, at least on this forum...

Well, at least it's something.

Yes, I'm talking about the excitement of the HuntingCountry Deer Contest.. Did you just get a shiver up your spine, or at least a chill? I know I did.



It's baaaack....
2.) bluecat - 07/09/2014
I need a pic of your deer decoy Swamp.
3.) Swamp Fox - 07/09/2014
Yeah, I was just thinking about that the other day. Let me see if I can get over there today or tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.
4.) bluecat - 07/09/2014
Don't make a special trip, just when you happen to be over there.
5.) Swamp Fox - 07/09/2014
It's not really a problem to get over there...I just have to remember to do it, and it's way in the back under a pile...LOL...I'll hack my way through with a box cutter ASAP...
6.) Deerminator - 07/09/2014
IT'S THAT TIME ALL READY:shocked::shocked: HOLY CRAP!!!
COUNT ME IN AS ALWAYS
7.) Swamp Fox - 07/09/2014
Will do, D! I start up Aug 15 if I can get my act together. :grin:
8.) Swamp Fox - 07/11/2014
Assuming I can stay between the ditches...

9.) Deerminator - 07/11/2014
:tu:
10.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
wheres obh when you need him?? he's like the only one that knows how to run these contest..

now if there where like 300 players in the game he might have a little trouble adding up the points and whos on what teams ..luckily he had dparker adding up the points ..it took two of them to keep track of things ..what we have like 20 players last year??.the stress of running a contest like this has to be overwhelming


when he gets on here, we need to tell him how good he is at running the contest...you no like.." o boy OBh really knows how to run a deer hunting contest..

false encouragement like that...it'll be like taking candy from a baby...:wave:
11.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
I see Swampy is up to his old tricks of "starting crap again". And in a ploy of a deer hunting contest no less. (yeah, like that's never been done before.... :re:)

Now, you've gone and encouraged Crookedeye......shame.
12.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
I have an idea. Let's pick teams. Dibs on Crookedeye's team.

What's the name of your team CE?
13.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#0000CD"]I have an idea. Let's refer to the contest as "Dinosaur Hunting Contest" to throw off the anti-hunters. I hear they a gullible and will fall for it. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

14.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
THANKS SWAMPY!!!

If you hadn't a mentioned the contest, it might have slipped right on by this year.

DANG
15.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
It still might, from the looks of things around here lately...:re: LOL

Have you ever been harassed by an anti, Floyd? Any of them make it through the wire on Facebook?

If I were on Facebook, first someone would have to remind me that I told everybody I would shoot myself in the head before that happened, and then it would be [B]Game On[/B] with any nutjobs that found my page...

I'd have them splattered all over my wall, or whatever you call it...LOL
16.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
The closes to an anti was that ScotsGirl or what ever her name was on...... bowhuntingcountry. (I had to think about that)
17.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;21739]The closes to an anti was that ScotsGirl or what ever her name was on...... bowhuntingcountry. (I had to think about that)[/QUOTE]

you no who she was Floyd...you just need to let her go and continue with youre life...
18.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21740]you no who she was Floyd...you just need to let her go and continue with youre life...[/QUOTE]

Can it Rick. You're the one..... you know....you sick....reprobate.
19.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
lol...
20.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
LOL...How soon we forget.

I missed the drama surrounding her departure...I think I was out harpooning whales that week.

On balance, I wish I'd been here. You can harpoon whales anytime, but watching a forum meltdown is must-see TV.

I'm fuzzy on the details of that whole episode. It's too bad we don't have much of an archive of forum history. It's like the loss of the great libraries of antiquity...
21.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
It was a classic.

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21743]LOL...How soon we forget.

I missed the drama surrounding her departure...I think I was out harpooning whales that week.

On balance, I wish I'd been here. You can harpoon whales anytime, but watching a forum meltdown is must-see TV.

I'm fuzzy on the details on that whole episode. It's too bad we don't have much of an archive of forum history. It's like the loss of the great libraries of antiquity...[/QUOTE]
22.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
I know at one point I thought I'd PM Leighton to go straighten her out, but then I looked it up on MapQuest. Did you know that to get from Wales to Scotland you have to go through Brussels?
23.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
I wouldn't wish that on anyone...
24.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
I thought she was a hunter??? I seen pics of her with a dead rabbit or two...

plus a couple of others Floyd would like to get his hands onto..
25.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
"You got any nekkid picture of your wife?"

"No."

"Wanna buy some?"


:wink
26.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
She was all googley-eyed over whale hunting, what little of that there is left anymore. Probably had a few other questionable ideas that I don't remember anymore.

She did like the male attention here, though...LOL.
27.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
I was getting all gungho about this deer hunting contest and Floyd had to mention something about some scottsgirl..he was playing it all cool and stuff, like he didn't no what was up...
28.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
Chicks dig that...
29.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
I forget youre name..what was it?
30.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
LOL...


Last time I tried to play it all cool and stuff, the girl got off the hook... :fire:
31.) DParker - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21748]"You got any nekkid picture of your wife?"

"No."

"Wanna buy some?"


:wink[/QUOTE]

32.) DParker - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21749]She was all googley-eyed over whale hunting, what little of that there is left anymore. Probably had a few other questionable ideas that I don't remember anymore.[/QUOTE]

The wheel and fire were both Scottish inventions, y'know. The Scots were also the first on the moon, but were just too cheap to spring for television coverage, which is why nobody outside of Glasgow knows about it.
33.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
LOL...

It's all coming back to me now ...Did we ever see a picture of her in a skirt? ... Or was it all just dudes?
34.) DParker - 07/12/2014
Referring to kilts as "skirts" was a sure-fire way to get under her skin. But I suspect getting under her skirt probably wasn't all that difficult either, given one of private messages she sent me...as well as the suddenness with which her fiancee dumped her.
35.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
I always thought he could find a classic Southern belle who was a lot less trouble...
36.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
Personally, I tried to give them up in my late 20's, but every once in a while one gets over the wall...
37.) Deerminator - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21752]I forget youre name..what was it?[/QUOTE]

That's why you give them a pet name like sweetie or toots or cup cake or something that reminds you of them like peanut butter cause she's nuts
38.) Deerminator - 07/12/2014
I think her name was Sarah.She liked booz, guns with suppressors and traveling to Spain. And some guy from the mid west I think.
39.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
Her fiancÚ was from Mississippi, but you're saying she was sweet on Crookedeye?
40.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
O you no she whated me...
41.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
Well, who wouldn't, LOL...

Imagine if she and AlbertaDoe ever had a fight over you...in public, I mean...I know there are rumors about what went on in PMs...

Fur would be flying everywhere...


:pop:
42.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
the scotts girl had a set of knuckles on her...
43.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
I forgot about alberta doe....no really I did...
44.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
LMAO...:p


CE, do you know what horse knuckles are?
45.) Swamp Fox - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21766]I forgot about alberta doe....no really I did...[/QUOTE]


That's a sign of good mental health...No, wait...
46.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
Crazy Ol'man Swampy, when you officially kicking this "so called deer contest" off?

Even if you didn't, I know Croooookedeye would play with himself.

I mean, he would be handling himself in the contest by himself.

I mean, he'd be a one man team; he'd be beating himself though.

CE loves the sting of battle, the clash and sting of the contest. No matter what it is; he's a competitor and a contender. To quote CE, "No one can lick me. Only I can lick me."

CE likes to hunt them deer. When he gets on them, his hunting buddy have to beat him off with a stick to get him off them.
47.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
whered you find those sayings...in a box of cracker jacks?? that's grade school stuff...:wave:
48.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
Crookedeye's Glory Days
49.) Deerminator - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21762]Her fiancÚ was from Mississippi, but you're saying she was sweet on Crookedeye?[/QUOTE]

arn't they all :buds:
50.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
the funny thing about this whole deal is Floyd actually thought that she liked him because she responded to one of his question with an actual sentence,,and he thought she was flirting with him..and liked him....that poor guy...
51.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
You're right CE. You little pookie bear you.

Just think, if you'd have been taller than her, she'd gone for you. She said so.
52.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
it was back what? 2 3 years ago...back when Floyd posted his first pics of himself.. he had his hat on all straight and watch on the left arm just turned right.

.what you guys don't realize is that was all for her..Floyd was actually showing her the goods..
53.) Deerminator - 07/12/2014
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7]Subterfuge[/SIZE] [/FONT]
54.) billy b - 07/12/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21780]it was back what? 2 3 years ago...back when Floyd posted his first pics of himself.. he had his hat on all straight and watch on the left arm just turned right.

.what you guys don't realize is that was all for her..Floyd was actually showing her the goods..[/QUOTE]


I've seen Floyd, what goods???:cf:
55.) crookedeye - 07/12/2014
you mean he isn't as pretty as in his pics??
56.) Floyd - 07/12/2014
Sheeeeit no. Ugly as a mud fence, but I get the job done.

Your excuse? None? Well ain't that a well documented shame.
57.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;21770]Crazy Ol'man Swampy, when you officially kicking this "so called deer contest" off?

[/QUOTE]

Sometime before August 15...

I plan to have a lot more rules this year...Everybody feel free to offer their suggestions...
58.) Dan-o - 07/13/2014
Will the teams be posted in the next edition of the beloved journal?
59.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
That will depend on whether Mink can get around to it...

If not, we'll just do an announcement on Facebook...LOL
60.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21786]Sometime before August 15...

I plan to have a lot more rules this year...Everybody feel free to offer their suggestions...[/QUOTE]

Wow....more rules....lot more rules...."I plan"....Big O got to you....and let me guess, you're dating Pelosi now.


More rules? Like in, adding more rules? Refresh our memories, was there a problem last year? Somebody exploited a loophole?

Okay, what did CE do?
61.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21788]That will depend on whether Mink can get around to it...

If not, we'll just do an announcement on Facebook...LOL[/QUOTE]

Hurry up, you'll be the first to post in 2014 if you don't let it pass on by.
62.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
One of the new rules this year is that teams will have to select their own names. When you have as many teams competing as we do, it's hard to distinguish. Plus it's a shame that somebody like Crookedeye puts all that thought into his team name each contest, and we just ignore him.

You can keep your team number as your name if you have a total lack of imagination, but if you fail to declare a team name, your team will get assigned an official nickname (e.g. The Sallys, The Buttercups, The Waltzing Matildas) determined by a coalition of fans, contest officials and opposing teams. We might even get the NAACP and some Indian groups involved.

So you've been warned. Crank up your thinking caps now so you'll be ready when the time comes...
63.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21791]One of the new rules this year is that teams will have to select their own names. When you have as many teams competing as we do, it's hard to distinguish. Plus it's a shame that somebody like Crookedeye puts all that thought into his team name each contest, and we just ignore him.

You can keep your team number as your name if you have a total lack of imagination, but if you fail to declare a team name, your team will get assigned an official nickname (e.g. The Sallys, The Buttercups, The Waltzing Matildas) determined by a coalition of fans, contest officials and opposing teams. We might even get the NAACP and some Indian groups involved.

So you've been warned. Crank up your thinking caps now so you'll be ready when the time comes...[/QUOTE]


Was there really a rule that said you couldn't "name" a team? NOPE!! Swampy The Bureaucrat is not what you want to be in life.

Then somebody like CE will say, "Hey, Swampy The Bureaucrap, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat."

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21791]You can keep your team number as your name if you have a total lack of imagination, but if you fail to declare a team name, your team will get assigned an official nickname (e.g. The Sallys, The Buttercups, The Waltzing Matildas) determined by a coalition of fans, contest officials and opposing teams. We might even get the NAACP and some Indian groups involved. .[/QUOTE]

...and your insulting and mean bureaucrat. Your Official Nickname for this deer contest is now, "Cuthbert H. Humphrey". Cuthbert for short. Or, we could call you "Catch". As in bureaucratic Catch-22s. Can you really have one without the other, or the other without the one? Crap Swampy, why can't you just keep it simple.

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21791]Here are the rules we have used in the past, modified where I have highlighted. I have the contest starting earlier, and have modified the team selection process as well as the kill reporting process. For any major problems with the rules or my changes, I am available for duels at dusk with either sabers or pistols...sunrise not so much. Call me lazy, but it's really just good time management.


1) Teams will be drawn at random at 6 PM Eastern Time on August 14. We will shoot for a minimum of three hunters per team. Deadline for signing up for the contest will be 5PM Eastern on the 14th. If you sign up for the contest after that time, you will be drawn for a team only after we have enough other late-comers to make TWO new teams by random drawing. All sign-ups must be done in the sign-up thread.

2) Each contestant will be able to score one deer, buck or doe.

3) Each contestant will be allow to cull his own deer so as to register his highest-scoring deer in substitution of another deer he might have registered earlier. He will not be allowed to cull for the other members of the team. This is team contest....let's keep it that way.

4) All contestants must follow the hunting regulations applicable to the area they are hunting.

5) Archery Equipment only. Crossbows welcome if legal in your hunting area.

6) Any deer must be registered with the contest administrator no later than 10 days after the kill. You must have picture proof of your kill. Register your kill by posting a picture in the special contest kill thread we will set up. If you want to post a story with your picture, you can do that in a separate thread if you wish, but all kill registrations must be made in the official contest kill thread. You are responsible for making sure your kill is registered, for providing a score to the administrator when you post your pic, and for making sure that your entry shows up in contest reporting stats.

7) Contest dates are between Aug. 15 and Feb.28.

Bucks will score 50 points for the kill and 10 points for each point over one inch. NO RING HANGERS. Must be one inch or better to score.

Does will score 100 points. We would like to encourage contestants to shoot a doe rather than an immature buck. Let's let them grow.[/QUOTE]


The real trick is to get DParker to update his chart with names instead of numbers (Don't tell Swampy they will always correspond to numbers in original draw and placement...ssshhh )

Wait. I just looked back through the forum.......what gives Swampy? There were names.
64.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
Since Swampy opened Pandora's Box (Yeah, like she would really let that ever happen), let's have a handicap process based on last years results.

And extra points for creativity and originality.

And participation points.

Scores would be much more impressive. People will join just to get "High Score"!


Bottom Line Swampy, you have my full support.

As long it makes you work harder...... :-)
65.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;21797]Since Swampy opened Pandora's Box (Yeah, like she would really let that ever happen)...

Bottom Line Swampy, you have my full support.

As long it makes you work harder...... :-)[/QUOTE]

:tap::wink

[QUOTE=Floyd;21796] Was there really a rule that said you couldn't "name" a team? NOPE!! Swampy The Bureaucrat is not what you want to be in life. [/QUOTE]

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence...We had a [I]de facto[/I] fail on team names because almost no one around here has the energy, passion and voices in his head of--say--Crookedeye. The new rule doesn't just ALLOW for team names, it MANDATES them. It's the way the nation is headed. Better get on board or get chopped by the prop. So stick that in your bureaucratic stovepipe and smoke it. :wink


[QUOTE=Floyd;21796]...and your insulting and mean bureaucrat. [/QUOTE]

Thank you for noticing. I try. If Luv2 were here more often, it would be a lot less work for me.

[QUOTE=Floyd;21796] Crap Swampy, why can't you just keep it simple. [/QUOTE]

Now what would be the fun in that? And besides, if you can't pick a semi-interesting team name out of the air, should you really be on a forum that's slow as a bag of balloons already? Just sayin'.


[QUOTE=Floyd;21796]The real trick is to get DParker to update his chart with names instead of numbers (Don't tell Swampy they will always correspond to numbers in original draw and placement...ssshhh ) [/QUOTE]

You've stumbled on the beauty of the system. My sincere apologies for not writing a bold-faced paragraph about this. LOL

[QUOTE=Floyd;21796]Wait. I just looked back through the forum.......what gives Swampy? There were names.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I believe I was on Team Six last year, officially. A name that inspired me to perform at the highest levels, and struck fear into the hearts of my rivals...There were also The No-Shows and The Conscientious Objectors, but of course they were unofficial and didn't participate anyway, LOL. Perhaps this year we can do something about that.

:wink
66.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
Swampy, you are making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Making and dreaming up things and problems that don't exist.

Just stop.
67.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
If CE wants to name is team "6" or the "Red Butt Monkeys", let him. He don't need no stinking rule beyond the default number of teams.

You're wearing your femininity aren't you, just to be difficult. (Midol?)
68.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
Let's go peoples.....

.....give Swampy your input. Help him out.


Swampy would like your engagement on the issues. He wants to hear from you.

Specially new members.

Don't forget to let him know you are signing up for the contest.

Of if you're not signing up. Don't make him guess?
69.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
yeah, yeah, yeah...


You're a regular Santa's Little Helper...:re::-)


So far it's just me and Deerminator...I'll put up a sign-up thread soon, assuming I get the sense anyone wants to sign up.

:pop:
70.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
I wish this past year's new members would sign up.

Heck, I wish they would post more.

Failing yours and other observations, there may need to be a forum name change to, DParker and Swampy's Comedy and Other Deep Thoughts Forum.
71.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
Other forum names in the running:

"Deerminator's Cow Talk---Sometime-Archers Helping Udder Sometime-Archers"

"Blucat's Big Internet Book Of Puns"

"Sundays with Crookedeye"

"Floyd's Wide World of Sport Shaming"

"General Custer Meets The Lurkers"
72.) Floyd - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21807]Other forum names in the running:

"Floyd's Wide World of Sport Shaming the Oblivious and Shameless that Actually Do Know Better and Resent Being Called On It" (Poor Babies....Tissue?)

[/QUOTE]


Fixed..... :tap:
73.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
LOL...
74.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
This is for Bluecat since I am too lazy to get on email right now...


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There used to be a paint available if you wanted to touch up the cosmetics. Don't know if it's still out there. Foam body (easy to pin a tail or TP on). Very light for transport.

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75.) crookedeye - 07/13/2014
no wonder why you never decoy anything in..youre paying him just to get it out of youre hands right..
76.) Swamp Fox - 07/13/2014
LOL...

I'll have you know that decoy is hell on horses. If there's a horse within half a mile, he'll come running to knock that decoy over...You should see when there's three or four of them. It's like the charge of the Light Brigade...
77.) Deerminator - 07/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21815].


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[B][SIZE=6]IT"S CRACKED[/SIZE] [/B]
78.) Swamp Fox - 07/14/2014
Frogs know how to hip hop...

....
79.) Floyd - 07/14/2014
[QUOTE=Deerminator;21825][B][SIZE=6]IT"S CRACKED[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

Swampy wasn't as picky back in the day..... :re:
80.) Swamp Fox - 07/14/2014
:grin:


81.) Deerminator - 07/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;21834]Swampy wasn't as picky back in the day..... :re:[/QUOTE]

lol.
82.) Swamp Fox - 07/20/2014
:-)


I'm not sure if very many people are hunting this year.

If we have a contest, I think we should run it only to the end of January instead of all the way to the end of February...Just so people won't completely forget about it by the time it's time to declare the lucky (skillful?) winners.

I'm not married to the idea, so if someone has a strong objection, speak now or forever hold your piece.
83.) crookedeye - 07/20/2014
i'm in..

my names crookedeye.. my hobbies are collecting ants , judo, and sniffing the boots of good looking women..
84.) Swamp Fox - 07/20/2014
Excellent!...I'm glad to see someone is following along, LOL...
85.) Floyd - 07/21/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;22066]i'm in..

my names crookedeye.. my hobbies are collecting ants , judo, and sniffing the boots of good looking women..[/QUOTE]


SUCKA
86.) luv2bowhunt - 07/21/2014
Sounds stupid as usual.

If I don't get in I'll kill something so I'm out. Then I'll get in or complain about not getting in.
87.) bluecat - 07/21/2014
I'm in but only if Swampy will decide what to do about that skinned up deer decoy he's got. If I don't have a decoy, I've got no chance.
88.) Swamp Fox - 07/21/2014
I know, I know...I'm trying to get to the UPS store for a shipping estimate...I should be going up that way tomorrow, so keep your fingers crossed...

(If I tell you not to nag, does that mean we re-open the horse pun thread?)



And Luv2, you're in whether you like it or not...
89.) Wild Bob - 07/21/2014
Yea, the funny thing about these contests...honestly every time I agree to be a part of one; I have a crappy season. Every time I don't get involved with one, I have a good season. I think I'll just sit this one out...call me a 'conscientious objector’ if you will. - Not as in based on a moral or religious objector, but as in a ‘careful or meticulous’ objector. :re:
90.) Deerminator - 07/21/2014
there's a [B]million[/B] leftover [I]bow county bucks[/I] at pastor bob's place that goes to the winning team.
91.) Swamp Fox - 07/25/2014
BowCountry Bucks?

Tell me more...

We need to pump up the volume on this thing or Floyd is gonna leave us for a pie-baking website.
92.) Deerminator - 07/25/2014
Yea, o'l PB gathered up a bunch of Bow country bucks for the church and something happened,
93.) Swamp Fox - 07/25/2014
You're saying Pastor Bob is an embezzler?


:wink
94.) Deerminator - 07/25/2014
he was influenced by one of these characters photo DSCF0784.jpg photo DSCF0785.jpg photo DSCF0779.jpg
95.) Swamp Fox - 07/25/2014
That's a rough crowd...
96.) Swamp Fox - 07/29/2014
Speaking of rough crowds, look who's signed up for the 2014 HuntingCountry's Big Fat Deer Contest...

Rules and sign-up sheet here:

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?1232-2014-Deer-Contest-Sign-up&p=22611#post22611[/url]


Deadline to enter: August 14 at 5pm Eastern.



I'm a non-attorney spokesman...
97.) Wild Bob - 07/29/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;22638]Speaking of rough crowds, look who's signed up for the 2014 HuntingCountry's Big Fat Deer Contest...

Rules and sign-up sheet here:

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?1232-2014-Deer-Contest-Sign-up&p=22611#post22611[/url]


Deadline to enter: August 14 at 5pm Eastern.



I'm a non-attorney spokesman...[/QUOTE]


What law firm are you from: DoWe Wanna Stickem' and Howe PLLC????
98.) Ventilator - 07/30/2014
Swampy, what did we win for last years total domination of the contest?

Apple cider?

floyds old socks?
99.) Floyd - 07/30/2014
Poor Poor Ventilator is still insulting and butt hurt. Here, let me help. It's Floyd's, not floyds.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

In fairness to you and Swampy's total domination, great job. Well done.

As it should be for professional TV hunting personalities. I want to be on your's and Swampy's team this year. I mean, who wouldn't. (Sincere Compliments)
100.) Swamp Fox - 07/30/2014
I hope you'll get in the Bouncy House with us this year, Floyd. I was gonna say "sandbox", but that has at least two different meanings I don't intend, LOL...

And I was neither on TV nor did I even kill a deer last year, so you might want to rethink how much you want to be on my team...:wink

I'm not even sure if we really won last year...Tied?...Came close but no cigar?


We [B]DID[/B] dominate, though...:wink
101.) DParker - 07/30/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;22673]I'm not even sure if we really won last year...Tied?...Came close but no cigar?[/QUOTE]

At 250 team points it was a tie between your team (#6 with you, Ventilator & Albertabowhunter) and team #4 (XJCraver, bluecat, toxophilite & Deerminator). I don't know what these two teams got out of it, but the rest of us went home with a case of Turtle Wax and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni.
102.) Deerminator - 07/30/2014
I got another gas card from bowcountry:tu::-)and some hunting country swag
103.) Swamp Fox - 07/30/2014
Well, I'm feeling a little ripped off, now....


LOL
104.) bluecat - 07/30/2014
Deerminator you have a lot of gas.
105.) Deerminator - 07/30/2014
Racing fule:wink
106.) Floyd - 07/31/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;22673]We [B]DID[/B] dominate, though...:wink[/QUOTE]


Looks more like deerminated....open a window.

Oh yeah, the disembodied voice on video.
107.) Ventilator - 07/31/2014
I will never be butthurt because of u floyd.

If it makes u feel better, I will only count public land deer, if I get in the contest this year.
108.) DParker - 07/31/2014
109.) bluecat - 07/31/2014
:applause::laugh:
110.) Swamp Fox - 07/31/2014
LOL....

Well-played. :grin:

That's a classic. I expect a kickback on that. :wink

Also, FYI, there's at least one version out there that kicks it up a notch with goofy slapstick music... Just in case someday we need to go nuclear up in here. :-)
111.) Floyd - 07/31/2014
:laugh::laugh::laugh: I love it DParker. Good one. Thanks.

....he just can't let it go. He'll go and go and go....

[video=youtube_share;9flz8FcPACw]http://youtu.be/9flz8FcPACw[/video]
112.) Floyd - 07/31/2014
Followed by....

[video=youtube_share;Q5dU6serXkg]http://youtu.be/Q5dU6serXkg[/video]

[SIZE=7]Kumbaya! My Friends [/SIZE]
113.) Floyd - 07/31/2014
Fireworks Grand Finale Finally!!

[video=youtube_share;nmkOnkPWdbg]http://youtu.be/nmkOnkPWdbg[/video]
114.) Ventilator - 07/31/2014
That`s Finale....floyd
115.) Ventilator - 07/31/2014
There is always hope that your internet will go out permanently or u will go to that baking website swampy keeps saying u frequent.
116.) Deerminator - 07/31/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;22719]Fireworks Grand Finally!!

[video=youtube_share;nmkOnkPWdbg]http://youtu.be/nmkOnkPWdbg[/video][/QUOTE]

:laugh: Thats great!!!
117.) Floyd - 07/31/2014
[QUOTE=Ventilator;22724]That`s Finale....floyd[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ventilator;22725]There is always hope that your internet will go out permanently or u will go to that baking website swampy keeps saying u frequent.[/QUOTE]

Okay kinny darling. Thanks. You are a sweetheart or sweatheart or was it sweathurt? I'll have ask CE. No, I'm sure it was sweetheart. Anyways, thanks for looking out for me.

You're not as bad as BULLZ-i says you are. You're wrong too Swampy.
118.) Floyd - 07/31/2014
[SIZE=6]Okay, back on track. Enough of the pre-season mumbo jumbo or mambo jambo or jitters or whatever one may want to call it.

Enter to win!!! 2014-15 Hunting Country Deer Contest. Catch the Glory for pure "domination" as Swampy has said.

Swampy, how about some motivational posters? [/SIZE]

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119.) BULLZ-i - 08/01/2014
JUST STOPPED TO CHECK IN AND SEE VIBRATOR STILL GETTING MOUTHY.... GET IT? GET IT?
120.) bluecat - 08/01/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;22731][SIZE=6]Okay, back on track. Enough of the pre-season mumbo jumbo or mambo jambo or jitters or whatever one may want to call it.

Enter to win!!! 2014-15 Hunting Country Deer Contest. Catch the Glory for pure "domination" as Swampy has said.

Swampy, how about some motivational posters? [/SIZE]

[/URL]">[/QUOTE]

Great pic, great deer.
121.) bluecat - 08/01/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;22716]:laugh::laugh::laugh: I love it DParker. Good one. Thanks.

....he just can't let it go. He'll go and go and go....

[video=youtube_share;9flz8FcPACw]http://youtu.be/9flz8FcPACw[/video][/QUOTE]

That was weird, I was expecting some clips from "The View."
122.) DParker - 08/01/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;22740]That was weird, I was expecting some clips from "The View."[/QUOTE]

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?1235-I-for-one-find-it-amusing&p=22702&viewfull=1#post22702[/url]
123.) bluecat - 08/01/2014
The cats are much more soothing.
124.) crookedeye - 08/02/2014
I mean seriously..doesn't swampy have one hell of a smile???
125.) crookedeye - 08/02/2014
this would be a good time for a Rodney Dangerfield joke...
126.) Swamp Fox - 08/02/2014
I just checked in to pull up DParker's gumbo recipe, and I see I'm being abused...

Well, at least something's going on around here. :tap:

:wink
127.) crookedeye - 08/02/2014
abused?? O please...
128.) Swamp Fox - 08/02/2014
Well, I guess compared to what you have to put up with...:wink

I'm getting off easy without Floyd here.
129.) crookedeye - 08/02/2014
billy you hear that?? abused...
130.) crookedeye - 08/02/2014
I"m going to get Kenny and Floyd and bullzi in a barb wire death match..its almost going to be like a wwe ladder match..but with barbed wire..the first one that bleeds gets a extra 5 feet of barb wire..
131.) crookedeye - 08/02/2014
Floyd would be better served with one of those mask on.. just to protect the kids.. kinda like zorro..
132.) Swamp Fox - 08/04/2014
We're missing a few cage fighters at this early date...Let's hope they find their courage soon.

Luv2 just threw down the gauntlet to BillyB on another thread...We'll see if he shows up for the duel...
133.) Deerminator - 08/04/2014
My hunt'n country bucks is on BULLZ-i:hb:
134.) Swamp Fox - 08/05/2014
Someone might have to step up and be a referee. You know, somebody who knows how to negotiate and can tell the fighters apart...

135.) BULLZ-i - 08/05/2014
I CHOOSE MY OWN OPPONENTS

[URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/Katiestarr80/media/Company%20stuff/cagematch.jpg.html][/URL]
136.) Swamp Fox - 08/05/2014
LOL...

Well, now you've done it. No one will want to be on Teams 1 through 68...
137.) bluecat - 08/05/2014
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
138.) Swamp Fox - 08/05/2014
On the other hand, some people will probably not want to participate because of all the bad spelling this contest will involve...


139.) bluecat - 08/05/2014
I'm just here for the snacks.
140.) bluecat - 08/05/2014
...tea and strumpets
141.) Swamp Fox - 08/05/2014
LOL

Come for the chick pics, stay for the puns...


[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;22901]On the other hand, some people will probably not want to participate because of all the bad spelling this contest will involve...
[/QUOTE]


Then again, it won't be nearly as bad as the turkey contest...:wink
142.) Hunter - 08/05/2014
I'm just here for the cow jokes!
143.) Deerminator - 08/05/2014
[SIZE=6][B]Cow[/B]abunga [/SIZE]
144.) Swamp Fox - 08/11/2014
I'm not sure if my eyes are deceiving me, but it LOOKS like even Bullz-i is playing this year....On TEAM 86, but what the hell...It's better than not playing.

Sign up by 5 PM Eastern this Thursday, August 14. Tell your friends.


Here's how:

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?1232-2014-Deer-Contest-Sign-up[/url]
145.) Ventilator - 08/11/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;22915]I'm just here for the cow jokes![/QUOTE]

Whats a cow with no legs..........................Ground Beef!

Whats a cow with 3 legs.............................Lean Beef!

Whats a cow with 2 legs..............................YOUR MOM!

:wave:
146.) Swamp Fox - 08/12/2014
I'd like to get at least three more players signed by the deadline. :tu: