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1.) Hunter - 09/04/2014
[video=youtube;hKWmFWRVLlU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU[/video]
2.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
Help Swampy with women?
Hunter the Miracle Worker.
Good one.... made me laugh.
Hunter the Miracle Worker.
Good one.... made me laugh.
3.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...:laugh:
4.) Deerminator - 09/04/2014
what about that pistol permit holster thingy?
5.) Wild Bob - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;24205]Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...:laugh:[/QUOTE]
[I]Yea...what is it about the name Tiffany[/I]...? We had a Tiffany that worked here; she was a piece of work! First week she worked she was over heard saying, "I'm trying to figure out which home I want to wreck." - And she was serious! Needless to say, even all the women accepted and worked well with her…not :re:.
If I remember right, she lasted all of 8 months...
(No offense to any sane women out there named Tiffany; there must be some - I just haven't met any of them! LOL)
[I]Yea...what is it about the name Tiffany[/I]...? We had a Tiffany that worked here; she was a piece of work! First week she worked she was over heard saying, "I'm trying to figure out which home I want to wreck." - And she was serious! Needless to say, even all the women accepted and worked well with her…not :re:.
If I remember right, she lasted all of 8 months...
(No offense to any sane women out there named Tiffany; there must be some - I just haven't met any of them! LOL)
6.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
Wild Bob, were you here the night I did the executive summary on the girls-with-bows pics BZ posted? I did a psychological/sociological profile on each young lady based on her picture and my own life experience. I was told I nailed it. Several forum members had to be taken to the hospital because they peed themselves or couldn't breathe.
Another BowCountry classic that went down with the pirogue.
Another BowCountry classic that went down with the pirogue.
7.) DParker - 09/04/2014
8.) Wild Bob - 09/04/2014
I'm afraid I missed it. May be it occurred during one of my walk abouts...
But if you came up the Tiffany assessment then you are clearly spot on! :tu:
But if you came up the Tiffany assessment then you are clearly spot on! :tu:
9.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
I have only a vague idea that I might have made some suppositions about names, but I wouldn't want to bet any blind dates on it. My curiosity is piqued now, though, so I might go looking to see if I possibly saved the post. I'm pretty sure the pics are gone, though.
10.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;24205]Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...:laugh:[/QUOTE]
Speaking of which, there was a girl with long hair of a flaming dark red color not found in nature at the seafood counter this evening, while I was buying shrimp on sale for some Gumbo Aiyeee! I expect she was some type of artist. Not one of the girls you'd find on the Girls of Chatham County calendar, anyway.
Or maybe she just craves attention. Very well put-together, but a little too refined and serious in the face for me. Sharpish Irish features? I like that. Lace-curtain Irish? Not my favorite personality type, and she had that air. But maybe she'd be a lot of fun with a drink or two in her. A stripper? I guess it wouldn't be out of the question. Named Tiffany? I doubt it. This one was probably Alyssia or Genevieve.
The hair was pretty darn close to this color, but somewhat better-done. I was attracted and feared for my safety at the same time. If I turn up missing in the next few weeks, have the police check the surveillance cameras at the Harris Teeter up the road from my house, and my credit cards to see if I've been buying many Cosmopolitans or Appletinis lately.
Speaking of which, there was a girl with long hair of a flaming dark red color not found in nature at the seafood counter this evening, while I was buying shrimp on sale for some Gumbo Aiyeee! I expect she was some type of artist. Not one of the girls you'd find on the Girls of Chatham County calendar, anyway.
Or maybe she just craves attention. Very well put-together, but a little too refined and serious in the face for me. Sharpish Irish features? I like that. Lace-curtain Irish? Not my favorite personality type, and she had that air. But maybe she'd be a lot of fun with a drink or two in her. A stripper? I guess it wouldn't be out of the question. Named Tiffany? I doubt it. This one was probably Alyssia or Genevieve.
The hair was pretty darn close to this color, but somewhat better-done. I was attracted and feared for my safety at the same time. If I turn up missing in the next few weeks, have the police check the surveillance cameras at the Harris Teeter up the road from my house, and my credit cards to see if I've been buying many Cosmopolitans or Appletinis lately.
11.) DParker - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24226]Speaking of which, there was a girl with long hair of a flaming dark red color not found in nature at the seafood counter this evening, while I was buying shrimp on sale for some Gumbo Aiyeee![/quote]
You should have put on your puppy dog eyes and told her your tale of roux-making woe. She might have offered to come over and help you figure it out. Women love a guy they can view as a project.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24226]Or maybe she just craves attention. Very well put-together, but a little too refined and serious in the face for me. Sharpish Irish features? I like that. Lace-curtain Irish? Not my favorite personality type, and she had that air.[/quote]
On an episode of the old, original [I]Law & Order[/I] the DA character was waxing poetic about the old days and said, "In my neighborhood it was said that the difference between shanty Irish and lace-curtain Irish is that lace-curtain Irish take the dishes out of the kitchen sink before pissing in it."
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24226]But maybe she'd be a lot of fun with a drink or two in her. A stripper? I guess it wouldn't be out of the question. Named Tiffany? I doubt it. This one was probably Alyssia or Genevieve.
The hair was pretty darn close to this color, but somewhat better-done. I was attracted and feared for my safety at the same time. If I turn up missing in the next few weeks, have the police check the surveillance cameras at the Harris Teeter up the road from my house, and my credit cards to see if I've been buying many Cosmopolitans or Apppletinis lately.
[/QUOTE]
Go for it! Worst case you wake up the next morning in the bath tub covered in ice and missing a kidney. But you don't really need both of them, so it could totally be worth it.
You should have put on your puppy dog eyes and told her your tale of roux-making woe. She might have offered to come over and help you figure it out. Women love a guy they can view as a project.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24226]Or maybe she just craves attention. Very well put-together, but a little too refined and serious in the face for me. Sharpish Irish features? I like that. Lace-curtain Irish? Not my favorite personality type, and she had that air.[/quote]
On an episode of the old, original [I]Law & Order[/I] the DA character was waxing poetic about the old days and said, "In my neighborhood it was said that the difference between shanty Irish and lace-curtain Irish is that lace-curtain Irish take the dishes out of the kitchen sink before pissing in it."
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24226]But maybe she'd be a lot of fun with a drink or two in her. A stripper? I guess it wouldn't be out of the question. Named Tiffany? I doubt it. This one was probably Alyssia or Genevieve.
The hair was pretty darn close to this color, but somewhat better-done. I was attracted and feared for my safety at the same time. If I turn up missing in the next few weeks, have the police check the surveillance cameras at the Harris Teeter up the road from my house, and my credit cards to see if I've been buying many Cosmopolitans or Apppletinis lately.
Go for it! Worst case you wake up the next morning in the bath tub covered in ice and missing a kidney. But you don't really need both of them, so it could totally be worth it.
12.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
Wait! I have TWO of them?
This changes EVERYTHING!!!
:laugh:
This changes EVERYTHING!!!
:laugh:
13.) luv2bowhunt - 09/05/2014
My favorite part was the Crazy scale starting with 4, because there are no women that are less than 4 crazy. Hehehe. As a husband and father of 4 girls, so true.:tu:
14.) bluecat - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24226] I was attracted and feared for my safety at the same time.
[/QUOTE]
You made another funny.
You made another funny.
15.) Deerminator - 09/05/2014
So your say'n she was out of your league:-)
16.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
Not necessarily...But the way she was spending money on seafood, I could see a happy life of hunting bum-ism flash before my eyes...
17.) Deerminator - 09/05/2014
She prolly doesn't know how to fish and is just die'n for a real man with a nice boat.
Drive and perseverance
Drive and perseverance
18.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
That's wierd...I'm looking for a real woman with a nice boat...
:wink
:wink
19.) Floyd - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24262]That's wierd...I'm looking for a real woman with a nice boat...
:wink[/QUOTE]
Stop looking and try finding. (You saw that coming didn't you?)
:wink[/QUOTE]
Stop looking and try finding. (You saw that coming didn't you?)
20.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
I'm tempted to go on Matchdotcom just to gather more material to keep you fellas entertained...:wink
21.) Floyd - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24270]I'm tempted to go on Matchdotcom just to gather more material to keep you fellas entertained...:wink[/QUOTE]
Oh no LeRoy, your true to live stuff is even more funnier. Stick with what works for us. Laughter is the best medicine.
Oh no LeRoy, your true to live stuff is even more funnier. Stick with what works for us. Laughter is the best medicine.
22.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
I do have a few good (old) Match stories if I run out of other material. :wink I was on there briefly 8 or 9 years ago, LOL.
23.) Floyd - 09/05/2014
I think I saw that old matchdotcom video youtube. Hello my name is Swamp Fox...er, Chris Mahooney, Maquinery, MacCohoney...Um...Hello, my name is Swamp Fox, no I don't live in a Swamp. Me and my herd of cats would love to meet you. But please, no cat ladies need reply, unless you have a boat, other than that you guys a just plain yucky.
24.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
I'm reminded of [I]The Office [/I] episode where Dwight tries to offer Angela a feral tabby barn cat named Garbage in replacement for her fluffy white Sprinkles, which he killed the one and only time he was supposed to take care of her for the day, LOL. Garbage looks like my kinda lil buddy, and Dwight tries to pump him up for Angela, telling her he once killed an entire family of raccoons, LOL. Angela is unimpressed.
I can't find the clip, but it is the "Infinity" episode if you want to look it up. :wink
Here's a booby prize though (same episode, I think):
I can't find the clip, but it is the "Infinity" episode if you want to look it up. :wink
Here's a booby prize though (same episode, I think):
25.) Deerminator - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24275]I do have a few good (old) Match stories if I run out of other material. :wink I was on there briefly 8 or 9 years ago, LOL.[/QUOTE]
on breafly or got kicked out?:-)
on breafly or got kicked out?:-)
26.) DParker - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Deerminator;24315]on breafly or got kicked out?:-)[/QUOTE]
Or both.
Or both.
27.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
LOL...
Well, I WAS kicked out of an all-you-can-eat Shoney's in 1977 or '78 for trying to eat all I could eat, if that gives you any clues....:wink
Well, I WAS kicked out of an all-you-can-eat Shoney's in 1977 or '78 for trying to eat all I could eat, if that gives you any clues....:wink
28.) bluecat - 09/05/2014
Maybe that was the problem.
You do know you're not supposed to consume your dates, right? There isn't a stone circular pit/dungeon at the Swamp casa is there? You're not breeding strange butterflies either, right?
You do know you're not supposed to consume your dates, right? There isn't a stone circular pit/dungeon at the Swamp casa is there? You're not breeding strange butterflies either, right?
29.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
That's not how it works...That's not how any of this works!
LOL
LOL
30.) bluecat - 09/05/2014
I'm unfriending you this instant. :wink
31.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
....
32.) Deerminator - 09/05/2014
:co: