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1.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
If crookedeye was really mean enuf to fight someone, who could he beat......

1. Gmam
2. 1A12
3. Lisa Grubba
4. Mrs Wilson
2.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
CE, you can write your own write-in.
3.) BULLZ-i - 03/12/2013
COULDA THOUGHT UP A BETTER LIST OF WORTHY BEATORS
4.) Jon - 03/12/2013
Gmam might be able to outrun the puss
5.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;2396]COULDA THOUGHT UP A BETTER LIST OF WORTHY BEATORS[/QUOTE]

I did forget: Crookedeye
6.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
...and wet paper bag.
7.) OKY - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=Floyd;2399]...and wet paper bag.[/QUOTE]
:grin: Thoroughly soaked or just damp?
8.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
be very afraid...
9.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
i would like the oppurtunity and try and kick oky's azz..
10.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
Try? You don't sound too sure of yourself CE.
11.) OKY - 03/12/2013
Key word being try.
12.) JimP - 03/12/2013
Carefully Dave, he nos all those ultimate fighter moves.
13.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
it would be my honor.. youre honor..
14.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=OKY;2409]Key word being try.[/QUOTE]

it would be me hitting you and you hitting the ground..
15.) Jon - 03/12/2013
You wouldnt have to worry about yer kracked toofs anymore krookedtoof, oky would take care of that lickedy split lip
16.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
krookedtoof - :cf: :laugh::laugh::laugh:
17.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=Jon;2414]You wouldnt have to worry about yer kracked toofs anymore krookedtoof, oky would take care of that lickedy split lip[/QUOTE]

i seriously doubt that....
18.) OKY - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=crookedeye;2420]i seriously doubt that....[/QUOTE]

Ah yes, keep thinking that. It's more fun when it's a surprise.
19.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
did i ever tell you guys the joke about the jolley green giant and smurf.??
20.) Jon - 03/12/2013
Yaaawwwwnnnn:fire:
21.) PB - 03/12/2013
I was gonna say Mrs. Wilson, but I think they're friends.
22.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
LOL PB

She's fond of the toothless
23.) bucknut - 03/12/2013
JC Wisconsin wasn't a choice.........remember that guy?
24.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
You just wrote him in, thank you for your contribution.
25.) Savage_M - 03/12/2013
Crookedeye and I have shared whiskey and broke bread, we can't battle it out now. :ach:
26.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
You know Nick, this was not a poll on who was going to win. Well, I guess, that is to say, everyone on the list would win.

I'm going to write-in OKY. And Web Toes Susie. She won CE's very first fight in school.
27.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
i could tell you storys back when i was in the corps.. the peace corps..
28.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=Savage_M;2447]Crookedeye and I have shared whiskey and broke bread, we can't battle it out now. :ach:[/QUOTE]

that wasnt bread it was a pizza..remember i had to order one half without onions and peppers because they upset youre stomach???lol i was like you got to be kidding me..
29.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
this is another one of floyds tactics..i remember him and swampy going on that bear hunt "are whatever they were doing" it was all buddy buddy patting each other on the back kind of stuf..
then when floyd got home he viciously attack swampy on the internent..lol
30.) Jon - 03/12/2013
[COLOR="#006400"]Rick, you used to be really funny and everyone got a laugh or 10 listening to your craziness. Honestly, you aren't being that funny anymore and starting to get under people's skin for saying stuff like this. Who pissed you off?? No, really, who?[/COLOR]
31.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
no one in particular jon.. me mad?

i dont think i have a mean bone in my body..i dont think i ever tried and crack a joke about someone in a mean way, i no you guys are all protective of each other..

floyd.. i like floyd oky obh..all of you..i nevered pm one with a bunch of slur vile language..

ok chubby?
32.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
somtimes i dont like what a person does on the internet..i may disagree, but i dont hate the person for that.,.
33.) Ohbuckhunter - 03/12/2013
It's fluffy.
34.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
I want to see crookedeye do some mud wrastling with bigfoot.

Hey CE, I think we're gonna need a Finding Bigfoot thread. I'm lost without being able to report my findings.
35.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
thats it???anyone else want to go a couple rounds with me??lol
36.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
With all this pent up anger CE, you're moving into Luv2 status.
37.) Jon - 03/12/2013
[COLOR="#006400"]Luv2 is only angry that he posted his model picture for all to see.......[/COLOR]
38.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=Jon;2478][COLOR="#006400"]Luv2 is only angry that he posted his model picture for all to see.......[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Actually Jon, I think he was proud of it...right up until the posts started coming in. It was an epic fail on his part. Maybe we should hold an intervention for him.
39.) Jon - 03/12/2013
[COLOR="#006400"]You need to save his picture just in case he has some crazy idea to remove it from the site........[/COLOR]
40.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
way ahead of you chief
41.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=Jon;2478][COLOR="#006400"]Luv2 is only angry that he posted his model picture for all to see.......[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

that hat luv 2 had on was half hat and half backpack..you could store a weeks supply of food under that thing..
42.) Deerminator - 03/12/2013
[I]HOW BOUT A PILLOW FIGHT[/I]



43.) crookedeye - 03/12/2013
speaking of mrs wilson we need ky on here..my tv isnt working right, and i was going to ask him what should i do?
44.) Steve - 03/13/2013
Wow this is one odd site.
45.) Floyd - 03/13/2013
One odd thread.
46.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
very odd..
47.) Ohbuckhunter - 03/13/2013
odd, You havent seen nothing yet
48.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=Deerminator;2499][I]HOW BOUT A PILLOW FIGHT[/I][/QUOTE]

Or a mud pit? YOU'RE A LEAN, MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE!!!!
49.) Floyd - 03/13/2013
Odd as a crookedeye cowtick on a Crookedeye.
50.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
lol.. you always make me happy floyd.
51.) Floyd - 03/13/2013
Buddy
52.) Alex - 03/13/2013
Podunk is still PG 13 gentlemen... sorry.. but no topless scenes in videos on this site.

As much as I love the movies Stripes.
53.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;2571]Podunk is still PG 13 gentlemen... sorry.. but no topless scenes in videos on this site.

As much as I love the movies Stripes.[/QUOTE]

Oops...my apologies. I didn't watch the clip all the way through and had completely forgot about the wardrobe malfunction in that scene.
54.) Alex - 03/13/2013
OH I know that scene well.. which is WHY i watched it all the way through... just to do my required admin duties.
55.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
you work way to hard..lol

if i dont get back to work here pretty soon,i might have to look for a moderator position..
56.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;2577]OH I know that scene well.. which is WHY i watched it all the way through... just to do my required admin duties.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the old joke about the Moral Majority leader who had to screen so many X-rated movies as part of his job....some of them multiple times.
57.) Floyd - 03/13/2013
A Forum without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Alex isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Alex "The Big Toe" McCombie
58.) luv2bowhunt - 03/13/2013
Suck up.

Hey wait........oh I get it. Yeah, he's a...............oh I'm nice now. :bang:
59.) DParker - 03/13/2013
That's the fact, Jack!
60.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
....
61.) Alex - 03/13/2013
Yep.. you can see a little bit of Hunting Country Members alll over this clip.

62.) Deerminator - 03/13/2013
:-):-)
63.) Floyd - 03/13/2013
Good point OX
64.) luv2bowhunt - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;2596]Yep.. you can see a little bit of Hunting Country Members alll over this clip.[/QUOTE]

I saw DParker and Jon.
65.) Jon - 03/13/2013
[COLOR="#006400"]Why you starting with me Fabio?[/COLOR]
66.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
i'll be behind you guys every step of the way...
67.) OKY - 03/13/2013
It's like going to Wisconsin...
68.) bluecat - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=crookedeye;2595]....[/QUOTE]

Hey now!
69.) DParker - 03/13/2013
Yeah, it hurt like hell when John Candy jabbed that bayonet into me.
70.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=crookedeye;2578]you work way to hard..lol

if i dont get back to work here pretty soon,i might have to look for a moderator position..[/QUOTE]

I was gonna' suggest you put in your application for that opening at the Vatican, but it looks like it's too late for that now.
71.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;2611]I was gonna' suggest you put in your application for that opening at the Vatican, but it looks like it's too late for that now.[/QUOTE]

i ve been watching that closely today, i've been switching back and forth from my soap operahs the word turns...and seeing if theres black are white smoke.. luke and jessica really aged over the years...
72.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=crookedeye;2615]i ve been watching that closely today, i've been switching back and forth from my [COLOR=#b22222][B]soap operahs[/B][/COLOR] the word turns...and seeing if theres black are white smoke.. luke and jessica really aged over the years...[/QUOTE]

Thanks....now I'm gonna' have nightmares for a month....

73.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
for some reason she just turns me on..give me a second..
74.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=crookedeye;2623]for some reason she just turns me on..[/QUOTE]

$2.8 billion is a powerful aphrodesiac. And she's still single at 59 years old...

[URL]http://www.forbes.com/profile/oprah-winfrey/[/URL]
75.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
59? she looks no older than 39..
76.) bluecat - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;2624]$2.8 billion is a powerful aphrodesiac. And she's still single at 59 years old...

[URL]http://www.forbes.com/profile/oprah-winfrey/[/URL][/QUOTE]

So your sayin there's still a chance?
77.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
one in a million..
78.) bluecat - 03/13/2013
YES!
79.) DParker - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;2626]So your sayin there's still a chance?[/QUOTE]

Absolutely. Here, pick one (or more) and get after it....

80.) Jon - 03/13/2013
Gayle King
81.) bluecat - 03/13/2013
Goodness! She's lookin better already.

Cover me I'm goin in.
82.) crookedeye - 03/13/2013
thats lijke a gold mine..
83.) Floyd - 03/21/2013
I heard a rumor that CE had a fight with himself and he called it a draw after 72 hours of non-stop.... well, it really stop very shortly after it started, he said he ran out of hair and finger nails. And the kitty litter needed changing.
84.) OKY - 03/21/2013
I heard he stopped for a Baby Ruth.
85.) Floyd - 03/21/2013
BULLZ-i says, "It was a fist full of churros and a Chiquita Banana."

Oh, and just in case you ask...

No Dave, you don't want to know.
86.) Leighton - 03/22/2013
How could anyone want to fight a poor guy like this


CE have you still got that bike ?