vBCms Comments

Welcome To Hunting Country

    Site News & Announcements (34)
    New Member Introductions (142)

General Hunting Forums

    After the Hunt - Recipes / Cooking (59)
    Waterfowl, and Small Birds (15)
    Big Game General (47)
    Turkey Hunting (60)
    Small Game (11)
    Whitetail / Mule Deer Forum (149)
    Pigs & Exotics (11)
    General Gear and Hunting Accessories (59)

Archery & Bowhunting

    Archery Gear Talk - Compounds (80)
    Archery Gear Talk - Accessories (28)
    Bowhunting (153)
    Archery Gear Talk - Crossbows (7)

Shooting Sports

    Gun / Rifle Target Shooting (17)
    Archery Target/Tournament Shooting (5)

Manufacturers' Corner

    Product Announcements (2)
    Promotions and News (6)

Firearms

    Black Powder (1)
    AR Talk (15)
    Guns & Rifles (88)
    Reloading (12)

Classifieds

    Fishing Gear (1)
    General & Misc (3)
    Archery Equipment (17)
    Guns & Firearms (11)
    Camping & Hiking (0)

Not Hunting / General Chit Chat

    Podunk Corner (1588)
    Photography (118)
    Fishing Chat (46)
1.) Wild Bob - 11/30/2015
So I've been thinking about how to work this, and I'm just going to throw it out there... (Hopefully without any issues or concerns from the big dawgs here at HC!)

I've got one, very cool small Christmas gift to give away to someone here on HC. I'd like to make this an annual thing if it goes well.

A contest if you will, the winner of which will get the Give-Away gift on about the 20th or so of December. The contest will run from tonight to December 15th. Now the Give-Away gift will remain a secret, until someone wins it on the 16th; then I'll post of picture of it and send it off to the winner. I will divulge the following for inquiring minds: it is a brand new, unused item, purchased new from a store this past weekend. (I saw it and immediately thought of you guys, so I picked it up.) This item could easily be at home in your home, deer camp, or man-cave. As a matter of fact, the item would really be at home in a Hunting Camp; so let's run with that theme for the contest. (Name the Hunting Camp)

So here is how the contest will work - anyone can enter and compete for the Give-Away gift, they just need to be registered on HC. In the spirit of Swampy's Photo Contest it will work in a similar manner. The primary object is to come up with the most creative or most voted for name for a fictitious Hunting Camp, just enter your name in this thread, and then everyone vote for the name(s) you like by giving it a :tu:. On December 16th, I will total up all the votes and the suggested name receiving the most thumbs ups will be the winner. Pretty simple, just come up with a name or names, enter as often as you'd like, and maybe you'll win the Give-Away gift. (Oh, and not to worry, the gift is PG and will not offend any spouses, family members, or hunting buddies.)

Alex...any chance of making this thread a sticky? - Just until Christmas?

Any takers...who's first?
2.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2015
If I didn't already have a good camp name :wink, I would be partial to....Well, PM me. :wink




But if my own camp names were out of bounds :wink, I would call my headquarters [I]The Boars' Nest[/I]:




[I]PALACE IN THE POPPLE
[/I]
By John Madson



[I]It’s a smoky, raunchy boars’ nest

With an unswept, drafty floor

And pillow ticking curtains

And knife scars on the door.

The smell of pine-knot fire

From a stovepipe that’s come loose

Mingles sweetly with the boot grease

And the Copenhagen snoose.

There are work-worn .30-.30s

With battered, steel-shod stocks,

And drying lines of long johns

And of steaming, pungent socks.

There’s a table for the Bloody Four

And their games of two-card draw,

And there’s deep and dreamless sleeping

On bunk ticks stuffed with straw.

Jerry and Jake stand by the stove,

Their gun-talk loud and hot,

And Bogie has drawn a pair of kings,

And is raking in the pot.

Franks’ been drafted again as cook

And is peeling some spuds for stew

While Bruce wanders by in baggy drawers

Reciting “Dan McGrew.”

Nowhere on Earth is fire so warm

Nor coffee so infernal,

Nor whiskers so stiff, jokes so rich,

Nor hope blooming so eternal.

A man can live for a solid week

In the same old under-britches

And walk like a man and spit when he wants

And scratch himself where he itches.

I tell you, boys, there’s no place else

Where I’d rather be, come fall,

Where I eat like a bear and sing like a wolf

And feel like I’m bull-pine tall.

In that raunchy cabin out in the bush

In the land of the raven and loon,

With a tracking snow lying new to the ground

At the end of the rutting moon.
[/I]
3.) Wild Bob - 11/30/2015
So, y'all are just going to sit there on yer loins and let this little gem go to Swampy huh?

Well, do as you may, but you'll be sorry...

Nothing is out of bounds - throw it out there Swampy! :wink
4.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2015
You got one good idea out of me. Don't be greedy. :wink


I'm going on a work slowdown...Bob Peck thinks I should be getting paid to post,, LOL...


This may be why no one can find Alex...:wink


I'm sure after such long stretches of silence some of our other members have some decent ideas...:fire:



:beer:
5.) Wild Bob - 11/30/2015
Well, I'm not participating since I came up with it...so it might end up being a contest with no contestants! (Sheesh, if we get any more lively around here we'll have to start calling it Hunting Country Acres!) :re:

I'm sure the others are just busy thinking really hard on it, before they post a name. :wink
6.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2015
I'm sure that's it. :wink


Bob, did you ever use a (canvas) wall tent when you were in Tenn.? I thought about one for a while but figured I'd be fighting a losing battle against mildew (and skeeters) with the humidity here. I've seen you with at least one on some of your Western trips.

Some years ago, I think Jon won a hog-hunting trip to a Georgia camp that used wall tents. I don't know if they were canvas, though. I always wanted to ask about those. Not sure the canvas alternatives are really viable for me, but I don't know.





Anyhoo, you'll get one more camp name out of me before I go back to trolling the other members..."The Rendezvous"...Maybe a little obvious, but that's how slow it is around here, LOL...Plus it goes with your trapping background. :beer:




7.) DParker - 11/30/2015
"Camp Kwitcherbichin"
8.) bluecat - 11/30/2015
"Camp Seymour Butts"
9.) Bob Peck - 11/30/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36617]I'm going on a work slowdown...Bob Peck thinks I should be getting paid to post, LOL...[/QUOTE]

Uh. I think something got lost in your translation of what I said or maybe I didn't inject the right emoji or the correct sarcasm.
10.) bluecat - 11/30/2015
"Camp Dutch Oven"
11.) Wild Bob - 11/30/2015
Now we're cooking! :-)

I gotta give Parker a :tu: for "Camp Kwitcherbichin" ...That's a good one!

Bluecat - if that was Camp Jane Seymour, then you might have gotten a thumbs up, but no dice on butts. :bad:

Remember, y'all got to vote too, but only one thumbs up allowed for each of your own suggestions.

Keep 'em coming. Come on Mr. Peck - I know you've at least one name in ya!
12.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2015
[QUOTE=Bob Peck;36633]Uh. I think something got lost in your translation of what I said or maybe I didn't inject the right emoji or the correct sarcasm.[/QUOTE]


It's a good story, and I'm sticking to it! :wink
13.) Wild Bob - 11/30/2015
Swampy - I do have a canvas wall tent that I bought when I lived in TN. I've used it more out west here, but I did use while hog hunting in the winter in the Big South Fork area a few times.

I love that tent! The one I bought was made by Davis Tent and Awning out of Denver Colorado.

You can check them out at their website at: [url]http://www.davistent.com/[/url]

I did a lot of research back when I bought that tent, as there were a number of highly recommended tent makers out there. What impressed me most about the Davis tent was that when I called the company to ask some questions about their tents, I was directed right to the owner of the company. He spent about 15 minutes on the phone with me and really took the time to understand what I planned to use the tent for. As I mentioned, I had done a lot of research before I even called him, and it was really refreshing to have an owner tell me things like, "Nah, you don't want to waste your money on that option, but you might want to think about this instead..." He could have just went along with anything and sold me everything I asked for, be he seemed to really be concerned about selling me the best product he could for what I needed and wanted! (Did I mention that the owner is a hunter as well? He’s not just some corporate business man; he actually uses his own tents.)

The biggest thing I had to do while using it in the southeast (and this is where most people get lazy and it costs them an expensive tent) is be sure to dry it out good after use. DO NOT PUT ONE AWAY DAMP! After I'd come back from a hunt, especially if it got wet or the humidity was up; I'd half assed stretch it out / hang it up in the barn and let it dry good before I packed it away in the bin I keep it in. (A guy could do this in a garage as well...)

Also, make sure it is built out of good quality canvas, not cheap import material. Another important thing is to make sure it is treated with a good quality sealing product at the maker. (Some of these tent companies will try to sell you on the idea that you can buy their product cheaper and then just spray your own sealer on yourself at home...and you can, but it won't be anywhere as near effective as a good quality soaking that the maker can do in his shop.)

You know, since you are in a wetter climate, you may want to look at a wall tent made out some of this newer synthetic fabric - it may be easier to maintain. But there are down sides to that too - if you are going to heat in it, the heavier canvas is better. Also, and I can testify to this in regards to canvas - there have been a couple of times I had to put that tent up with my hunting partner in some nasty windy / snow conditions in Wyoming and if we had been putting up a lighter more flowing type fabric...it would have been really hard, the extra weight of the canvas actually made pulling it over the frame easier in those conditions.

I was going to PM you with this information, but I thought may be others would find it useful, so I figured I'd just lay it out here...hope I answered your question(s). If you have any more just let me know and I can dig out some pictures of it if you want to see more of it - just let me know.
14.) BULLZ-i - 11/30/2015
CAMP SQUAWSNATCH
15.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
Thanks. I like the breathability of canvas, but my impression was that I might be better off with a synthetic here (from a few different angles). But I picked up on some negatives with the synthetics, as you mention. For one thing, I thought it might be a little stuffy. Interesting points about heating with canvas and setting it up. Always kinda wondered if a canvas tent could withstand being set up for a month or two at a time, say, around here.
16.) DParker - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36641]Thanks. I like the breathability of canvas, but my impression was that I might be better off with a synthetic here (from a few different angles). But I picked up on some negatives with the synthetics, as you mention. For one thing, I thought it might be a little stuffy.[/QUOTE]

Are you shopping for a tent...or underwear?
17.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
I'm out there, DP, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!
18.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
Camp Me Time!
19.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
:-):-)
20.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
Camp Drop Tine
21.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
"Rehab"


Then, when someone asks you what your plans are for the weekend, you can say you're going to Rehab.

If they look at you funny, you can tell them it's an old Indian word, and that they wouldn't understand. :wink
22.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
I like it Swamp. :tu:


How bout "Camp Office".

When people say "where are you going?" you can say, "I'm going to the office."

There's a few bars around that have that name. I guess so men can tell their wives they're going to the office.
23.) Deerminator - 12/01/2015
Head Quarters

The Hunt'n camp

sankshuary (sp) (Where did the googel speel checker go? It was there - Kids:bang: )
24.) Deerminator - 12/01/2015
Bambi's
25.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
It seems like every college town has a bar called "The Library." I think it's like a zoning ordinance or something.


Not that I'm on the lookout for college bars or anything...LOL
26.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
The Devaney Center in Lincoln Nebraska, where the Huskers play basketball is nicknamed "The Library". Many of the students take their books to get in some quiet study time during home games. :shh:
27.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36656]It seems like every college town has a bar called "The Library." I think it's like a zoning ordinance or something.


Not that I'm on the lookout for college bars or anything...LOL[/QUOTE]

Well if you visit one, you could look at a pretty girl and say, "I'm checking you out."
28.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
LOL...


:applause:


I do need a college kid to tell me the name of a song I heard playing at a football game a couple of weeks ago, though. I guess I've lost touch since I stopped going to Spring Break...:wink


But if I could figure out the name of that song, I'd get somebody to show me how to download it to my Walkman...Then I'd be all set.
29.) Deerminator - 12/01/2015
CHURCH
30.) Wild Bob - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36656]It seems like every college town has a bar called "The Library." I think it's like a zoning ordinance or something.


Not that I'm on the lookout for college bars or anything...LOL[/QUOTE]

Speaking of bars: There is a small town on the Res about an hour from me that has many bars...but my favorite three are named, "Water Hole # 1"
"Water Hole #2" and "Water Hole # 3"...none of which are anywhere as nice as even a bad college bar, but the original names crack me up!
31.) Wild Bob - 12/01/2015
I give 'Camp Drop Tine' a :tu:!

('Camp me time' puts visions of Lattes and visits to Bed, Bath and Beyond in my brain...) :wink
32.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;36672]
('Camp me time' puts visions of Lattes and visits to Bed, Bath and Beyond in my brain...) :wink[/QUOTE]

So what's the problem? :wink
33.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
LOL...
34.) DParker - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;36672]I give 'Camp Drop Tine' a :tu:!

('Camp me time' puts visions of Lattes and visits to Bed, Bath and Beyond in my brain...) :wink[/QUOTE]

"Camp PajamaBoy"

35.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
...[I]Jerry and Jake stand by the stove,

Their gun-talk loud and hot,

And Bogie has drawn a pair of kings,

And is raking in the pot.

Franks’ been drafted again as cook

And is peeling some spuds for stew

While Bruce wanders by in baggy drawers

Reciting “Dan McGrew.”...
[/I]




It always comes down to wandering around in your underwear.


And I'm not just talking about deer camp.
36.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
Speaking of Pajama Boys:



"Camp Safe Space"


:wink
37.) bluecat - 12/01/2015
I think that has been taken. It is the Neverland Ranch.
38.) DParker - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36688]Speaking of Pajama Boys:



"Camp Safe Space"


:wink[/QUOTE]

I'm triggered by the insensitivity of your microaggression. Or.....something.
39.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
I don't remember if it's Jon or OHBH who might be suggesting [B]Camp "This Lil Piggy"[/B] if they were around, but if you were there, it was damn funny...
40.) DParker - 12/01/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36691]I don't remember if it's Jon or OHBH who might be suggesting [B]Camp "This Lil Piggy"[/B] if they were around, but if you were there, it was damn funny...[/QUOTE]

41.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2015
I don't know where that pic comes from, but I don't blame you for pretty much any reference you might be making. :wink
42.) Wild Bob - 12/02/2015
"I'm triggered by the insensitivity of your microaggression. Or.....something." - DP

[B]No kidding[/B]! ...are you guys intentionally trying to turn this into something [I]gay[/I]??? :re:

-If you read the fine print carefully fellers, it clearly states that no Give-away will occur for gay camp names, emasculated names, or fluffy names. Period. :jd:

Just for that malarkey…I’m giving Bullzi’s ‘Camp Sqwasnatch a +2x :tu::tu:!!!
43.) Wild Bob - 12/02/2015
Where's crockedeye when you need him???
44.) DParker - 12/02/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;36693]I don't know where that pic comes from...[/QUOTE]

Like you don't know banjos when you hear them.
45.) Swamp Fox - 12/02/2015
LOL...
46.) bluecat - 12/02/2015
Hey, that movie actually got me into archery. LOL...
47.) Swamp Fox - 12/02/2015
It got me out of whitewater canoeing...:wink
48.) Deerminator - 12/02/2015
camp North Star
49.) Deerminator - 12/02/2015
camp Mohawk
50.) bluecat - 12/02/2015
Camp Fire
51.) bluecat - 12/02/2015
Camp Fuggedabowtit
52.) Bob Peck - 12/02/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;36635]Come on Mr. Peck - I know you've at least one name in ya![/QUOTE]

Camp Moan-n-Groan
Camp GitchaUp
Camp BrownTown
Camp IttyBittyTeenieWeenie
Camp GutPile
Camp FlamingArrow
Camp VitalSlice
Camp TwoTonTony
Camp KrakatoaEastofJava
Camp KrakAttack
Camp Send-Er
Camp Rack-n-Stack
Camp StackedRack
Camp ShitakeCreek
53.) DParker - 12/02/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;36716]Camp Fuggedabowtit[/QUOTE]

That's the one across the lake from Camp Howyadoin, isn't it?
54.) Swamp Fox - 12/02/2015
Importing this from the [I]Should I Stay Or Should I Go[/I] thread::


Camp Yabba Dabba Do
55.) Deerminator - 12/02/2015
How about;

[B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=7]BOB'S CAMP[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]



camp W. B.
56.) bluecat - 12/02/2015
[QUOTE=DParker;36720]That's the one across the lake from Camp Howyadoin, isn't it?[/QUOTE]


Yes, that's the one. They recently changed their name from "Camp Yo Mama" as the new name was a little more friendly.
57.) Wild Bob - 12/02/2015
I like that Deerminator, but it would be a camp for all on here; not just for me.

I find it interesting that no one else is voting for anyone else's suggestions...discriminating bunch around here, or else everyone is just trying to keep the tally down low.

Bob - I like Camp VitalSlice :tu: ...if one says it quickly; it almost has a good German ring to it! :grin:
58.) Swamp Fox - 12/02/2015
I'll vote for suggestions when I get a minute. It's one of those days around here. You don't want to know...:bang:


You sure I can't vote for my own suggestions more than once? What is that? A rule or something? LOL
59.) Swamp Fox - 12/02/2015
Okay, I'm gonna register a vote here...


If it were my own camp, the name I'd use from others so far is Camp Qwicherbichin, submitted by DP.



My favorites of my own projectile brainstorming are:


The Boars' Nest

Rehab

Camp Yabba Dabba Do


You can disregard the rest of my babbling submissions up to tis point, unless you really like them yourself. :wink
60.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Here's where things are a week into this...

We got a 3 way tie for first; Bullzi, Dparker, and Swampfox all have one entry at 2 points...all the others are at 1 point each.

\t\t\t\t
\tName \tSuggested Camp Name \t\tNumber of Votes
\t\t\t\t
\tBluecat\t 'Camp Drop Tine'\t\t1
\t\t\t\t
\tBob Peck\t 'Camp Vitalslice'\t\t1
\t\t\t\t
\tBullzi\t 'Camp Squawsnatch'\t\t2
\t\t\t\t
\tDparker\t 'Camp Kwitcherbichin'\t\t2
\t\t\t\t
\tSwampfox\t 'Camp Boar's Nest'\t\t1
\t\t 'Camp Rehab'\t\t2
\t\t 'Camp Yabba Dabba Do'\t\t1


Keep 'em coming, and remember to vote! :grin:
61.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
Boys, I promise I'll refrain from posting for a whole day if y'all put me over the top. I won't even cheat and go dark Fri-Sun when nobody's here anyway. I'll let y'all have some precious peace and quiet M-F, if I get enough votes to win. :grin:


(You never said bribery was against the rules, Wild Bob! I'm going for all the marbles!)
62.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=DParker;36683]"Camp PajamaBoy"

[/QUOTE]

I think pajama boy is now writing code and making big bucks for GE.



Is this him?
63.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
Camp Lost Arrow
Camp Broken Arrow
Camp Reload
64.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
If you see the commercial where the guy's parents show him his grandfather's sledgehammer (and his dad thinks his son can't pick it up, LOL) , the resemblance in even stronger. I'd say there's a 90% chance it's the same guy. LOL
65.) bluecat - 12/07/2015


too funny
66.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
You guys can bribe all you want...I'm only here to keep up with the entries and mail this little gem to its new owner when the time comes. :lol:
67.) DParker - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;36969]Here's where things are a week into this...

We got a 3 way tie for first; Bullzi, Dparker, and Swampfox all have one entry at 2 points...all the others are at 1 point each.

\t\t\t\t
\tName \tSuggested Camp Name \t\tNumber of Votes
\t\t\t\t
\tBluecat\t 'Camp Drop Tine'\t\t1
\t\t\t\t
\tBob Peck\t 'Camp Vitalslice'\t\t1
\t\t\t\t
\tBullzi\t 'Camp Squawsnatch'\t\t2
\t\t\t\t
\tDparker\t 'Camp Kwitcherbichin'\t\t2
\t\t\t\t
\tSwampfox\t 'Camp Boar's Nest'\t\t1
\t\t 'Camp Rehab'\t\t2
\t\t 'Camp Yabba Dabba Do'\t\t1


Keep 'em coming, and remember to vote! :grin:[/QUOTE]

I'm working on getting some people in cemeteries in Chicago to vote early and often. But, in the event that should fall through and we're left with a tie, I propose that seniority by age be the deciding factor. If not that, then whomever's posted the most booze reviews wins. :grin:
68.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
That's up to you guys to break any ties...If ya can't then no one wants the prize enough. Worst case scenario; I might interject with executive 'keeper of the prize' syndrome and pick the winner. :wink

But I am confident that a clear and decisive victor will emerge. :re:

:hb:

(I must not be pumping the give-away item up enough...:cf: There is no doubt in my mind that if y'all knew what it was you'd be falling over each other trying to win it!) :dh:
69.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Only 8 more days, don't miss out or you'll regret it...

I can assure you; it is not an 'Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.'
70.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
Can I shame DParker into voting for my leading entry since I voted for his? :wink


:pop:
71.) DParker - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37021]Can I shame DParker into voting for my leading entry since I voted for his? :wink


:pop:[/QUOTE]

"The Constitution is not a suicide pact."

That applies here....somehow....maybe....I think.

OK, give "Camp Rehab" my vote.
72.) DParker - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;37006](I must not be pumping the give-away item up enough...:cf: There is no doubt in my mind that if y'all knew what it was you'd be falling over each other trying to win it!)[/QUOTE]

How in the world did you manage to swing a week in the Bahamas with Christina Hendricks?
73.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I see the corruption inherent in the system.
74.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I'll vote for kwitcherbitchin if you post a nice pic of Christina.
75.) DParker - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37025]I'll vote for kwitcherbitchin if you post a [B]nice[/B] pic of Christina.[/QUOTE]

Is there any other kind? :-)

76.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
mama!
77.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
WB, I'm casting my vote for kwitcherbitchin. It really is the best.

:tu: :tu: :tu:
78.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I'm craving dairy.
79.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37028]WB, I'm casting my vote for kwitcherbitchin. It really is the best.

:tu: :tu: :tu:[/QUOTE]



And after everything I've done for you! :tap:



LOL
80.) DParker - 12/07/2015
Oh, c'mon...buying votes is as American as apple pie and AR-15s.
81.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I wasn't getting any counter-offers.
82.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37031]And after everything I've done for you! :tap:



LOL[/QUOTE]

We will always have the horse thread.
83.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37033]I wasn't getting any counter-offers.[/QUOTE]



So you're saying there's a chance?


:-)
84.) DParker - 12/07/2015
Per the latest comments in the European mount thread, can I buy another vote with this?

85.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
:tu: additional for kwitcherbitchin. It just keeps getting better.

And each article of clothing she sheds will garner you one more vote. So get crackin.



Swampy get your genie fixed.
86.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
DP--


Not from me, because I've seen her Sports Illustrated swimsuit video...It's spoiled me for just about anything else, LOL.


But you might catch a lurker with that. :wink


P.S. Bluecat will owe you bigtime if you post Genie with her horse on the beach. :wink Walking or riding. Equally good. :grin:
87.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37041]:tu: additional for kwitcherbitchin. It just keeps getting better.

And each article of clothing she sheds will garner you one more vote. So get crackin.



Swampy get your genie fixed.[/QUOTE]


I think we're only able to vote for each entry once. Otherwise I would have up-voted mine into the stratosphere by now. :-)


I'm sure the referee will correct me if I'm wrong.
88.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37041]

Swampy get your genie fixed.[/QUOTE]


I wouldn't keep her around if she didn't make such good biscuits...
89.) bluecat - 12/07/2015


Hannah, leading her horse (Seabiscuits) to water.
90.) DParker - 12/07/2015
I'll bet that, contrary to conventional wisdom, she can make him drink too.
91.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
She's making me drink right now.
92.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
:grin:
93.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
Congratulations, Wild Bob!

You've scored a 10-page thread! :p
94.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
My...the activity!

In regards to the rule question from Swampy: You can only vote [I]for your own once[/I]...but there is no limit on what you contribute, sell, bribe, blackmail, extort, or beat out the next guy...:-)

Think of it as a 'Dirty Santa game on steroids...or bad acid; which ever you prefer.
95.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
Oh! Well in that case, I'm gonna extort/incentivize the hell out of Bluecat.


:dh:


Like a rented mule!
96.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
I didn't know that there was such a lofty achievement! :tu: :lol::lol:
97.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Don't get too carried away Swampy...or I'll have to bring in Pearl the Landlord to set y'all straight! :grin:

As a matter of fact, it sounds like Blue just might be hanging with her right now...
98.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37053]Oh! Well in that case, I'm gonna extort/incentivize the hell out of Bluecat.


:dh:


Like a rented mule![/QUOTE]

Nicely played. Okay, I'm voting for Swampy's

Boar's Nest thingy. :tu:
99.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
Thanks!


:beer:


I need a vote for "Rehab" as well....I think that would pull me even with DP.


C'mon boys! Do me a solid!---

(Now I'm thinking of OHBH's buck.)


Deerminator, you owe me...For something. :cf: I've always been nice to you. LOL
100.) DParker - 12/07/2015
Maybe my new campaign slogan will help...

[B][SIZE=3]"DParker: He won't burn the roux!"[/SIZE][/B]

Hey...if you're going to play the politics game you've got to be prepared to get into the mud.
101.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37064]Thanks!


:beer:


I need a vote for "Rehab" as well....I think that would pull me even with DP.


C'mon boys! Do me a solid!---

(Now I'm thinking of OHBH's buck.)


Deerminator, you owe me...For something. :cf: I've always been nice to you. LOL[/QUOTE]

I'll take some juicy fruits, that magazine right there, oh and while you're at it, cast a vote for Swampy's "rehab" thingy.

:tu:


I'm feeling charitable right now. Miss Hannah fo fanna got me feelin' alright.
102.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I feel so dirty.
103.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
"Deerminator, you owe me...For something. :cf: I've always been nice to you. LOL" - Swampy

That's pretty thin...don't go for it Deerminator. First it's a seemingly mild request; next thing you know, he expects you to polish his shaft (arrow shaft that is...) :-):wink
104.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
:grin:


:tu:


That IS a good slogan...:-)
105.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
See! He already has his claws in Blue!!:-)
106.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Showers, time and rehab Bluecat...
107.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I know, I know.
108.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
DParker...we may need that eyeflush station over here on this thread as well.
109.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
:pray:
110.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
LOL...

DParker's plotting a December Surprise ...He deleted a post for some reason....He's probably found a way to make it even better than the original, and is just waiting to spring it on us..


He's a one-man Dirty Tricks Squad, I tell ya...
111.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
:pray:
112.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Smoke and mirrors Swampy...don't try to get us to focus on Parker right now. You're the one in front of the subpanel for questioning. :grin:
113.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I was just trying to work my way through school and then I was going to quit.
114.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
:laugh:

Let me guess, along came this charming gentleman from South Carolina and your dreams went up in smoke...
115.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
I do declare...
116.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Did he tell you that he's wanted in 14 states and on 6 hunting websites??? :wink
117.) bluecat - 12/07/2015
Oh, the things he made me do. :jd:
118.) Wild Bob - 12/07/2015
Back on task...come on, there has to be the name of Hunting Camp somewhere in that long and sorrowful story...

Oh, wait that one was already suggested, "Camp Deliverance." :-)
119.) Swamp Fox - 12/07/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37082]I was just trying to work my way through school and then I was going to quit.[/QUOTE]


LOL,,,,,
120.) Swamp Fox - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=DParker;37066]Maybe my new campaign slogan will help...

[B][SIZE=3]"DParker: He won't burn the roux!"[/SIZE][/B]

Hey...if you're going to play the politics game you've got to be prepared to get into the mud.[/QUOTE]


This is the post I thought got deleted. I was wrong. Must have been the fog of war.

Anyway, just wanted to give you props for your slogan. :-)

Who's your campaign manager, and how much are you paying him? Can I trust you to tell him I'll double it?
121.) Swamp Fox - 12/09/2015
Bluecat and Deerminator: I'll give you each one vote for one of your suggestions for each one you give me for "Rehab."


Not a [I]suggestion[/I] for Rehab...a [B]vote[/B] for Rehab. :wink
122.) bluecat - 12/09/2015
One official vote for Swampy's Camp Rehab. :tu:




I don't need any votes Swampy. All my suggestions kinda suck.
123.) DParker - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37132]Who's your campaign manager, and how much are you paying him? Can I trust you to tell him I'll double it?[/QUOTE]

I forwarded your off to my campaign manager, to which he replied, "Let me do the math here. Nothin' into nothin'. Carry the nothin'"

124.) Swamp Fox - 12/09/2015
That's what I was hoping!
125.) Swamp Fox - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37134]One official vote for Swampy's Camp Rehab. :tu:




I don't need any votes Swampy. All my suggestions kinda suck.[/QUOTE]





126.) Swamp Fox - 12/09/2015
C'mon...I'll vote for SOMETHING!


Maybe something you haven't thought of yet....Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
127.) Wild Bob - 12/09/2015
I know! If this was pony or cheese puns...they'd be popping them out like section 8 baby mommas popping out little helluns...
128.) bluecat - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37163]C'mon...I'll vote for SOMETHING!
[/QUOTE]

Camp Something
129.) bluecat - 12/09/2015
Camp Itchy-Owie-Boo-Boo
130.) bluecat - 12/09/2015
Camp Iwannapeepee
131.) DParker - 12/09/2015
Camp IngNoobs
132.) bluecat - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=DParker;37187]Camp IngNoobs[/QUOTE]

I'll vote for that! :tu:
133.) DParker - 12/09/2015
I just wanted to see who would admit to playing Call of Duty.
134.) bluecat - 12/09/2015
That's what Ohbuckhunter was playing on his deer stand, "Call of Doody"
135.) Wild Bob - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=DParker;37189]I just wanted to see who would admit to playing Call of Duty.[/QUOTE]

Oh my God...it's on here too?!? That is all I've been hearing from my boys...they really want Black Ops 3 for Christmas. :lol:
136.) DParker - 12/09/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;37197]Oh my God...it's on here too?!? That is all I've been hearing from my boys...they really want Black Ops 3 for Christmas. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Great...more school kids to kick my ass online.
137.) bluecat - 12/10/2015
Bob's Camp for the wayward transitional bicurious, transexual bean-omitting chili eaters, entitled democrats and Chipotle-eating trust-fund liberals.
138.) bluecat - 12/10/2015
Camp F-Troop
139.) Swamp Fox - 12/10/2015
Okay, I'll vote for Bluecat's Camp Broken Arrow and Camp F Troop.


For myself, I'll add:


Fort Apache (look it up, and don't forget the Paul Newman version)

Gopher Gulch (look that one up, too)

Fort Courage (look it up!)

Camp Hekawi....Aw, hell....here you go:











140.) Swamp Fox - 12/10/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37212]Bob's Camp for the wayward transitional bicurious, transexual bean-omitting chili eaters, entitled democrats and Chipotle-eating trust-fund liberals.

[/QUOTE]


He can shorten it to "College"...:wink


Then when he has the stationwagon packed to the gills with his tent, Coleman stove, cans of Dinty Moore, bow, rifle and protest sign, WB can say "Well, we're off to College!"


Think Rodney Dangerfield, just without the same accent and the googly eyes.
141.) bluecat - 12/10/2015
:beer:

Camp Hekawi gets two votes

That's a good one.
142.) bluecat - 12/10/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37216]He can shorten it to "College"...:wink


Then when he has the stationwagon packed to the gills with his tent, Coleman stove, cans of Dinty Moore, bow, rifle [B]and protest sign[/B], WB can say "Well, we're off to College!"


Think Rodney Dangerfield, just without the same accent and the googly eyes.[/QUOTE]

That's funny right there.
143.) Wild Bob - 12/10/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37216]He can shorten it to "College"...:wink


Then when he has the stationwagon packed to the gills with his tent, Coleman stove, cans of Dinty Moore, bow, rifle and protest sign, WB can say "Well, we're off to College!"


Think Rodney Dangerfield, just without the same accent and the googly eyes.[/QUOTE]

Well, I don't know about the protest sign... I've never been one for hippies or the newer me generation (I was raised by older parents that grew up in the Depression and fought in WWII). However, I'd be taking my 'Keg a Que' rather than the old Coleman stove. :-) (Which by the way,[I] is [/I]my hunting camp grill.)

[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20151008_132944-1_zps0npubsu5.jpg.html][/URL]
144.) Deerminator - 12/11/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37046]

Hannah, leading her horse (Seabiscuits) to water.[/QUOTE]

Lucky horse:grin:
145.) Deerminator - 12/11/2015
For Swampy:tu::tu::tu:
146.) bluecat - 12/14/2015
Camp AWeThereYet


It's an old Indian term for impatient traveler.
147.) Wild Bob - 12/14/2015
I thought these two looked familiar...even with their Halloween costumes on; I could tell them apart just by who came up with the idea and who is following...

[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/OurBraves_zpsg449zwlf.jpg.html][/URL]
148.) bluecat - 12/14/2015
:-) We have faces only a mother could love.
149.) DParker - 12/14/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37245]:-) We have faces only a mother could love.[/QUOTE]

And she could be jivin' too.
150.) Swamp Fox - 12/14/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;37244]I thought these two looked familiar...even with their Halloween costumes on; I could tell them apart just by who came up with the idea and who is following...

[/QUOTE]


Is this some kind of radical new compliment? :wink



151.) Wild Bob - 12/14/2015
Only one more day to make suggestions for names or vote...
152.) Bob Peck - 12/14/2015
Camp Kumbaya
Camp Notorious
Camp Rough Rider
Camp Bleed Out
Camp MoreThanThat
Camp Jonas Grumby
Camp ObamaGone
Camp Backstrap
Camp Broke-back Backstrap
Camp Opposite Shoulder
Camp Filet-o-Veni
Camp Esconaba
Camp BlindEye
Camp HoodaCamp
Camp Kill
Camp Wee Kill
Camp Keel
Camp Kookamunga
Camp Cosecha
Camp Sacred Woods
Camp Rock
Camp Fubar
Camp Coudawoudashouda
Camp Red Zone
Camp Valhalla
Camp Panty Shanty
Camp Gotcha Six
Camp BuckTales
Camp Wounded Branch
Camp SpikeHorn
Camp 243
Camp 308
Camp 223
Camp 306
Camp 911
153.) bluecat - 12/14/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;37252]Only one more day to make suggestions for names or vote...[/QUOTE]

My Big Fat Hunting Camp
154.) bluecat - 12/14/2015
[QUOTE=Bob Peck;37253]
Camp Fubar
Camp Coudawoudashouda
[/QUOTE]

I would give a vote for each of these. :tu:
155.) bluecat - 12/14/2015
I have a cool name for a hunting camp and all bluecat got was this "insert item name here"
156.) bluecat - 12/14/2015
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;37244]I thought these two looked familiar...even with their Halloween costumes on; I could tell them apart just by who came up with the idea and who is following...

[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/OurBraves_zpsg449zwlf.jpg.html][/URL][/QUOTE]

Notice the perfect form and the intense zen-like concentration.
157.) Swamp Fox - 12/14/2015
I'll see (vote for) your Camp FUBAR and (Camp) Valhalla

and raise you

Kamp Feucht Tinder


Jawohl?
158.) Wild Bob - 12/14/2015
I gotta give Bob a 2x :tu::tu: for Camp Valhalla!
159.) DParker - 12/14/2015
"Camp Ronco"

All attendees will be issued a Pocket Fisherman to be used for the camp fishing tournament in nearby Lake Popeil. The campers with the three fullest stringers will be awarded the following prizes:

[INDENT]1st Prize: Mr. Microphone
2nd Prize: Veg-O-Matic
3rd Prize: GLH-9 ("Hair In A Can")[/INDENT]
160.) Swamp Fox - 12/14/2015
LOL...:laugh:



But I don't even get out of bed without a shot at a Bass-o-Matic or a Garden Weasel...


I know Crookedeye has something to say about this...
161.) bluecat - 12/15/2015
[QUOTE=DParker;37262]"Camp Ronco"

All attendees will be issued a Pocket Fisherman to be used for the camp fishing tournament in nearby Lake Popeil. The campers with the three fullest stringers will be awarded the following prizes:

[INDENT]1st Prize: Mr. Microphone
2nd Prize: Veg-O-Matic
3rd Prize: GLH-9 ("Hair In A Can")[/INDENT][/QUOTE]

But wait...there's more.
162.) Swamp Fox - 12/15/2015
LOL...


:applause:
163.) BULLZ-i - 12/15/2015
COUNT ME OUT OF THE GRAND PRIZE FESTIVITIES.

[URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/BULLZ-i/media/SNL_1573_08_Shake_Weight_DVD.png.html][/URL]
164.) Swamp Fox - 12/15/2015
Oh, c'mon!

You no this means you're automatically enrolled in the turkey contest, right? :tap::grin:


165.) bluecat - 12/15/2015
Campalot

Camp previously known as ____

My other camp is real big with lots of animals
166.) Swamp Fox - 12/15/2015
I like Campalot. It is a silly place, but worth going.

My suggestion for this morning: "Band Camp"
167.) bluecat - 12/15/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37272]I like Campalot. It is a silly place, but worth going.

My suggestion for this morning: "Band Camp"[/QUOTE]

"It only happened once. It was kinda crazy. It was late at night after we'd practiced our trombones. Some kids dared me. It was a long time ago. You were young once too. It was a different time back then."



"Like you've never done anything you weren't proud of."
168.) Wild Bob - 12/16/2015
Man...it's gonna take me a little while to sort through all this back and forth to get a tally. Y'all are making things difficult.

Bullzi, don't worry...I don't think you were in the running anyway. What are you trying to tell us; that you like ShakeWeights??? :wink LOL.
169.) Wild Bob - 12/16/2015
We got a winner; and first place goes to: DParker! :cool:

And Swampy put up a good fight...tying with himself for second. :lol:

\t\t\t
Name\tCamp Name\tNumber of votes\t
\t\t\t
Bluecat -\t 'Camp Drop Tine'\t1 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Broken Arrow'\t1 ea.\t
\t 'Camp F Troop' \t1 ea.\t
\t\t\t
Bob Peck - \t 'Camp Vitalslice'\t1 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Fubar' \t2 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Coudawoudashouda'\t1 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Valhalla'\t3 ea.\t
\t\t\t
Bullzi - \t 'Camp Squawsnatch'\t2 ea.\t
\t\t\t
Dparker - \t 'Camp Kwitcherbichin'\t7 ea.\t
\t 'Camp IngNoobs'\t1 ea.\t
\t\t\t
Swampfox - \t 'Camp Boar's Nest'\t2 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Rehab'\t5 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Yabba Dabba Do'\t1 ea.\t
\t 'Camp Hekawi'\t5 ea.
170.) Swamp Fox - 12/16/2015
You know I demand a recount, right?
171.) Wild Bob - 12/16/2015
So as promised...here is a picture of the give-away item. :lol:



One, very tacky, red-neck, Christmas ornament that could: - Hang on your Christmas tree? Hang up in your camper, man-cave, hunting camp, over your reloading bench? Give it to your cousin Eddie? Whatever...Parker you get to figure that out. PM me when you get a chance so I can send this thing off to you will ya?!?
172.) Wild Bob - 12/16/2015
Done. Yep, that's the correct tally.

How's that for responsive??? :-)
173.) Swamp Fox - 12/16/2015
LOL...:tu:


Very nice!


Also, depending on who you're camping with, you can clip it to a guyline or hang it on the doorknob of the cabin, the way you used to when you had roommates....
174.) Swamp Fox - 12/16/2015
Next year, I'm gonna hire an intern to count votes and warn me where I'm coming up short.




175.) bluecat - 12/16/2015
Like she can count...
176.) bluecat - 12/16/2015
When is DParker's acceptance speech?
177.) Swamp Fox - 12/16/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;37288]Like she can count...[/QUOTE]


A guy can dream, can't he?


:-)
178.) Wild Bob - 12/16/2015
Well, the trial run was successful...so next year I'm going to kick the gift up a notch.

I've already got some awesome ideas...so just wait gents!! :tu:
179.) Swamp Fox - 12/16/2015
Oh, good. That's my excuse to definitely hire the intern, then. Plus I have a lot of filing in the meantime...
180.) bluecat - 12/16/2015
So you are definately naming your camp kwitcherbitchin or was that a ruse.
181.) Swamp Fox - 12/16/2015
Probably just a desperate cry for help...I mean, who tries to create threads just to see if they'll go 20 pages around here? :wink
182.) bluecat - 12/16/2015
Hay, not me! :wink




P.S. Can I borrow your intern? There's some paper clips on the floor and well...they'll need to picked up of course.
183.) DParker - 12/16/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;37281]You know I demand a recount, right?[/QUOTE]

Me too! Wait....what?!

[QUOTE=Wild Bob;37282]So as promised...here is a picture of the give-away item. :lol:

[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20151216_064123_001-1_zpsnazsaowq.jpg.html][/URL]

One, very tacky, red-neck, Christmas ornament that could: - Hang on your Christmas tree? Hang up in your camper, man-cave, hunting camp, over your reloading bench? Give it to your cousin Eddie? Whatever...Parker you get to figure that out. PM me when you get a chance so I can send this thing off to you will ya?!?[/QUOTE]

Oh, that's definitely going on the tree. I'll let you know how the resulting fight with my wife turns out.

[QUOTE=bluecat;37289]When is DParker's acceptance speech?[/QUOTE]

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
184.) DParker - 12/17/2015
Oh, and...I'd like to thank the little people.

185.) DParker - 12/30/2015
The mail man dropped my prize off today, and it now occupies an honored spot on the Parker tree. Thanks Bob!

186.) Wild Bob - 12/30/2015
Nice!

Holy cow that took forever to get to you. Good old USPS. I guess I should have known when the counter woman told me it couldn't go through the regular sorters...well, glad it finally got there.
187.) Swamp Fox - 08/02/2016
I'm bumping this up because I'm looking for some funny hunting club/hunting camp names right now.

They don't have to be original, but please let me know if you got them from somewhere, and where, if you know.


Also, maybe this will thaw out ol' Wild Bob and bring him down from the mountain...