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1.) DParker - 07/30/2013
A bear walks into a bar...

No, seriously. [URL="http://denver.cbslocal.com/2013/07/24/a-bear-walks-into-a-bar-in-estes-park/"]A Bear Walks Into A Bar In Estes Parků[/URL]

So much joke potential here (bonus points if you can slip a Weiner reference in). For instance:

[quote]Q: What does a 350 lb bear drink when he's at Lonigan's?

A: Anything he wants.

{rim-shot}[/quote]

How rough is your bar if a bear walks through the middle of it...twice...and nobody notices? And if that Lyell guy hadn't coaxed it out, what are the odds that one of the drunker male patrons would have woke up with it the next morning?
2.) Deerminator - 07/31/2013
Must serve really, really good booz:buds:
3.) Swamp Fox - 07/31/2013
Probably a fern bar.
4.) bluecat - 07/31/2013
Six foot, 300 pounds and hairy? Okay, you've just identified half of your patrons.
5.) Swamp Fox - 07/31/2013
"Why the long face?"


Oops, wrong joke....
6.) bluecat - 08/01/2013
So Hillary Clinton, Anthony's Weiner and Aaron Hernandez are all sitting in a bar having a drink when a bear strolls in. The bear looks around awhile then saunters out. When he comes out he was asked what he was doing.

"I was looking for a few good men".

"Did you find any?"

"No, just a liar a cheat and a felon."
7.) Swamp Fox - 08/01/2013
Barack Obama and a bear walk into a bar.

The bartender is shocked, and a little frightened, and he says, "Why'd you bring that in here?"

The bear says, "He needs practice talking to people without a teleprompter."

:-)


Okay, okay. I made that one up. I really wanted to tweak a parrot joke into a bear joke but apparently some people think the punch line is offensive.

But it's much funnier...

:grin: